And he’s already scheduled an event in FL for the following weekend. Can’t take too long a break from vacationing!

I think they were just using that scenario to shake the idiots supporting this bill into realizing hey, it could affect your side too!

She’s not interested in volunteering, she’s interested in making money for herself and her friends in the for-profit education business. Always follow the money, her ties to privatized for-profit schools and colleges and record of wanting zero accountability for these businesses proves she is in it for much more than…

Was this before the election? The getting a puppy line in his victory speech got lots of attention, and the subsequent dog breed speculation that followed.

He’s Canadian, thus equally unqualified to be President.

I wouldn’t even consider Monterey an example of suburbia. The whole area is a bunch of relatively wealthy coastal towns. The closest nearby approximation of suburbia would be parts of Salinas or Marina.

It’s the least relaxing room decor I could think of. Being in there would give me tremendous anxiety.

I was wondering why someone would sleep on a short flight from Toronto, Canada to Detroit but I’m gonna guess it was from Toronto, California aka the airport that exists solely to confuse people.

He wanted Lieberman but the party was not going to allow it.

Wow, good on him. I can’t believe I’m actually impressed when a Republican is doing what they’re supposed to!

Alright Chris Christie, you know what to do!

Mark “Appalachian Trail” Sanford is the one Republican congressman to stand up to Trump? We are living in the goddamn Twilight Zone.

Right!? He literally can’t be without one of his kids or Jared. It lends credence to the rumors of him having Alzheimer’s or agoraphobia.

I didn’t know Boyd Packer had finally bit the dust. He’d been hanging on for years doing his grumpy old man schtick every General Conference while looking like Death himself. Glad I’m far away from that nonsense now.

A bill becomes a law when I say it becomes a law! - Trump, probably

This was in reply to that string of Tweets. Apparently this guy writes for Breitbart and has been infiltrating protests posing as Antifa. His Tweets show he’s a straight up Nazi.

I sense the hand of Miller. Feels like the work of someone who was taught in the education system how a survey should NOT be done and why, and thought, “Noted. Mwa-ha-ha.”

This is the best thing I’ve read all week! I’ll never not think of them as the Bluths from now on, especially Tiffany as Ann.

I’m shocked there was even one. I can’t imagine making that drive regularly when there are underage clubs in the Bay Area much closer.

All the Moana stuff is on Clearance while anything Frozen related is still selling like crazy. Who’d have though ivory skinned Nordic princesses would be so popular in this day and age!