He also preached to survivors not to give in to a “victimhood mentality” then passed around the collection plate. I’m not kidding. He passed around the collection plate asking people who have probably lost everything to give him money. This guy has no shame and doesn’t even pretend to be anything other than a money…

I forgot about that. Why doesn’t that scare me anymore?

Part of DACA is giving over all your info to the government, submitting to background checks, etc. The government has all their names, addresses, employers, family members... They might send around ICE agents, which is horrifying, or give recipients a deadline to “turn themselves in.” It’s unconscionable.

While there would be a lot of deportations, in a other areas those people would probably go back to living how they did when they were undocumented.

I too am fatigued but this shit put me in a fresh, fiery rage.

If the nukes don’t do it, the booze will.

Unpopular opinion: George Clooney is not all that handsome and seems like a complete dick with his love of practical jokes. And now this pear-shaped, potato-faced wang—who everyone inexplicably insists is the ultimate catch—is calling his son a “thug” and his daughter “elegant”? George Clooney sucks, people.

Damn, we need you Shade Court cuz POTUS44 is guilty guilty guilty!

Read more carefully. Santorum’s complaint is that by using “millions”, Obama (rightfully) implied that tRump voters are un-American.

Congratulations on a remarkable run. Millions have placed their hopes in you, and all of us, regardless of party, should hope for expanded prosperity and security during your tenure.

The astounding thing is that it does actually end up being shade. Addressed to anyone else, it is a reminder of the heavy responsibilities that come with the office. Addressed to Donny, it’s basically telling him not to fuck up the foundations of the country.

I found that particular paragraph extremely prescient; but expressed with such subtlety that it’s warnings would likely fail to pierce even the membrane beneath Trump’s hair piece.

That was the best part. Subtle Barry shade.

and that he didn’t use the word “Americans,” just “millions.”

How great would it be if the first letter of each paragraph spelled out F-U-C-K-Y-O-U?

I’ve been waiting for SNS! I went to the lady doctor yesterday and YAY there’s nothing wrong with me! The pain I’ve experienced is the result of anxiety caused by my birth control, which is also murdering my sex drive. She recommended getting an IUD. I know people here have IUDs, do you guys like them? The risks have…

Fuck this shit. If anyone needs me, I’ll be playing with my dogs.

I mean this is obviously an oval-jerk, right?

It’d be a circle-jerk, but the shape of the room...

Here’s what I call it: “Spreading Santorum.”