TURTLETOT. I die.

Mitch McConnell’s approval rating back home in Kentucky is at 18 percent.

Mitch McConnell’s approval rating back home in Kentucky is at 18 percent.

I forgive her because she lived through sixteen years of her husband being lauded as a feminist god friend and champion paragon on virtue while he was actually screwing around on her. I would be pretty pissed off too.

Yeah? Feminists blame the beautiful, needy, aggressive young women for their affairs?

Shocking

I’ve been chuckling over this all afternoon. I’m so spitefully happy to have been proven right.

yep....this.

Mitt Romney is what happens when milk and toast are combined into one wonderfully mild concoction.

Let us never forget this day.

I would never urge anyone to go to Breitbart but for those who have the stomach for it, the meltdown there is epic! And there are also people there trolling them and making it even better, lol! Tomorrow, the Nazis will realize that Trump is their final hope for a Final Solution and get back on board the Trump train to…

I literally died.

if you want to still see his tweets you can follow:

It doesn’t matter- Trump’s followers are too stupid to understand that the Pershing story is bullshit and those that do just don’t care.

He was able to comment because he had seen all the facts and figured the whole thing out. You know, his typical standard.

Can we just legalize weed already so that cops can no longer use the faint whiff of it as justification for murder (Philando Castile) and sexual assault?

Ha! I’ve always kind of thought Josh Radnor was Zach Braff 2.0.

Okay maybe that was a little sexist. Maybe she has an actual crush on him.

The next Avengers movie has three out of four Chrises (Pratt, Hemsworth, and Evans)