John Oliver’s take on Charlottesville Nazis using tiki kitsch or how Nazis are like cats.

If you have access to an HBO or HBOGO account, I’d highly recommend checking out Sunday’s John Oliver segment as well.

This is way off topic but it’s a story I feel only you Jezzies will appreciate.

You’re dead-on about the XO Jane disease, but I am pretty proud of the Jezebel commentariat this morning for being all “This is bullshit. Don’t be an insensitive asshole about the boner problem.”

Listen y’all, the most important advice on here is that if you craft you need that JoAnn’s app. The coupons are off the chain and I don’t buy anything full price at that bitch no mo’!

“Last off, his wife probably told him to stop hanging out with you, duh. Which means you are attractive which means you can find a partner which means your friends can have a little time off from taking care of that need which means they’ll want to hang out with you more”

I too would like to know. This is the 3rd time i’ve read this column and thought, “Who the f is this person, they write like an asshole.”

“when she saw the sign, she attempted to locate a store manager, but was unable to find one.”

While this is awesome, these kind of stories give me pause as to the state of my home and the impression it would give to FBI raiders. Like was I really too tired to throw my clothes in the hamper last night? Would the FBI guys sit around the office post pre-dawn raid and muse “hey did you see tornado’s underpanties…

Wow call me too invested in it or whatever but I actually fucking HATE Amber’s post. If you’re not going to commit to putting the prongs in your hair you don’t deserve to share a diptych with Ariel you HACK.

me reading this article: eh, more of the same

And locomotive Jones returns! With an inane and cliche post...complaining about you being inane and cliche. What a treat.

A male feminist walks into a bar

Also, this.

I’m just going to say it—This is what voting for anti-abortion candidates gets you.

the rule is that you conscientiously educate yourself by asking an actual L(/l/w)ibertarian which standard of capitalization pisses them off the most, and then proceed to use that one.

This is a ridiculous product I will never buy but has nonetheless improved my day b/c now I know it’s not *just me* getting mountain dew while I prep and maybe I’m not the schvitziest broad this side of a D cup.

The response to the first email is incredibly insensitive. As someone who has been through the very thing that the writer describes - there is a period where you feel extremely angry as the victim that you are stuck with all the therapy, recovery, mess from an abusive relationship and the actual abuser gets to…

Y’all remember when Bush 2.0 was sitting in there and we were having “respect the office” shoved down our throats every fucking day?

Everyone knows that the Clintons have always been secret Republicans that hate the blacks. Yes, the political couple from Arkansas had to become Democrats to get elected while hiding their black hatred because you can’t do that in Arkansas and get elected.