In addition, this Russian adoption lawyer was also a Nigerian prince that wanted to bail out the Trump casinos.

Was he menstruating?

I can’t tell you humans how many times I’ve been tempted to eat your skulls. That coconut oil everyone’s putting in their hair smells delicious. Fuckin quit it.

Low energy bear, probably ate too many corporate pic-a-nic baskets, now trying to eat real Americans. Sad!

She’s thinking, “Mein Gott, I miss seeing days ven surprise backrub vas ze vurst zing zet heppened at ze summit.”

I’ve been dreading this, Kara!

I swear, why do people get in line for people like Ben Affleck? Is it the fame and money? Or do they honestly think it’ll be different for them? Maybe she wants more notoriety? I cannot imagine anything more exhaustive than dating someone like Ben Affleck.

The whole situation is not even worth anyone’s time. But my friend posted this meme and it gave me a good giggle.

Rob & Chyna:

Well technically, that last one goes under “Don’t fuck with Z’ha’dum”…

Mike Pence has declared that “we will put American boots on the face of Mars.” You know what, that’s really great. Have an amazing time, Mike and Karen!

Mike m’boy, if there’s one thing I’ve learned from books and movies, it’s this: don’t fuck with Mars.

At this point, if Democrats said they were anti-sacrificing babies to Satan, Republicans would support it.

There’s probably an unpaid intern somewhere whose job is to pick up candy wrappers from under the table once the meetings are over. That person might be an actual human being.

lol, exactly. I mean, the woman has never attended a public school, nor have her children, and her family fortune comes from preying on the poor... what did people expect?

Why do the ultra-rich want to spend their time screwing the poor? They’re already ultra-rich. If I had as much money as Betsy DeVos, I would be spending my time traveling the world, eating at the finest restaurants, supporting various charities (anonymously), writing that novel, etc. I wouldn’t have the time or the…

Is there anyone within this entire administration that isn’t a lying conniving sack of shit? Seriously anyone who tries to defend any of them, punch them in the face really hard several times. To the people who voted for this “man” & his collection of scumbag grifters you deserve anything bad that happens to you &…

ITT Tech was the ‘prefect’ example of people sucking taxpayer dollars out of the system, and - yes - predatory on the desire of students to better themselves, especially ex-military.

They closed up shop almost instantly - with no repercussions - when they lost their ready cash flow.

That is to say, the traditional…

“that students who are lied to and mistreated by their school get the relief they are owed, and that schools that harm students are held responsible for their behavior,”

Betsy DeVos is an evil shitbag?