Here’s a song to help you perfect your shimmy. I love it.

“I said forget debate prep. I mean, give me a break,” Trump said at one point.

“Do you really think that Hillary Clinton is debate-prepping for three or four days. Hillary Clinton is resting, okay?”

No picture could shrivel, tighten, and dry up a vagina more than that.

Lisa Ling needs to do a segment where she heads on out to O’Reilly’s house and asks him questions about those saucy Irish tempers. I mean, it’s all in good fun and I’d love to know if it’s an “Irish” thing to cheat on your wife and then try to get her excommunicated when she divorces you.

I understand how aborting fetuses with Down Syndrome is controversial to some but how can anyone feel good about forcing a woman to have a child with special needs she doesn’t feel capable of caring for? Poland better be giving these women TONS of support but my guess is they don’t care once the child is born.

nah. my feet are standing in soap water. they’re fine. it’s all fine.

I will NEVER vote for a candidate so unreliable!

Oh, so you were using historical data rather than the actual temperature? That’s so !I better than the actual temperature!

She overheated. In part, because she has pneumonia. Which is a common illness. But mostly because it’s hot as balls and it’s easy to get overheated. She’s not dying. So yes, making a big deal and conspiracizing about something pretty innocuous (and insisting that your suited office a/c to office a/c, office a/c to car…

I walked 15 minutes in NYC yesterday to go get some groceries (salad, milk, and a loaf of bread). On the way back to my apartment I had to stop to tie my shoe, and almost passed out when I stood up because of the heat, humidity, sun, and probably dehydration. Things went black and I had to lean against a building for…

yeah I live in New York and with the humidity today, it’s like the surface of the fucking sun. I’m out here wearing short shorts and a breezy t-shirt and demanding to sit in the shade, not wearing four layers in the full sun for an hour. Anyone would feel faint.

Living in Texas, 79 degrees and humid is probably spring like to you, where the temps routinely are higher. Most people who are not acclimated to 100+ weather might just get faint wearing a full suit and kevlar for an hour and a half...especially at an emotional ceremony where you are remembering friends killed on…

It was over 80. She was a short person in a crowd of people, making it hotter. Humidity was high. She was wearing a shirt, long sleeve coat, and a kevlar vest. She got overheated. We know this is it because SHE WALKED OUTSIDE UNDER HER OWN POWER ABOUT AN HOUR LATER.

Dude, 80 degrees in NYC is not mild temperatures, and she’s wearing a full suit, body armor, and probably shapewear.

Annnnd here is the contact information for the hon. Judge Gary J. Gilman, if you would care to voice your displeasure at his less than judicious ruling to allow a violent criminal who posed an active danger to another person free:

Fuck Judge Gary Gilman. This woman’s death is on your hands asshole. And as usual incompetent men won’t suffer consequences while this woman is now dead.

Um, have YOU been watching the show?

You realize that sometimes a quiet text/tweet for help can save your life vs. a louder phone call? If they are hiding from gunmen, why would they broadcast their position?

This is very meta and I don’t know what to think.