Well, not all professions can be completely humorless and boring.

I love it. All the chalkboards. I have a laaahhh-haaawt of friends that may be scratching their heads wondering if they’re being made fun of.

Really? I’d be thrilled by her creativity, drive, and commitment. Her office personality is probably pretty fun too.

Me when I got my first full-time job: Screaming “Oh thank GOD,” tears of joy, jumping up and down and squealing, calling friends and family, updating social media profile.

#firstworkshoes

I thought from the beginning, the man was the horrible murderer. But this article you posted clinched it. The fact that there is only one autopsy being performed (on the man) and the mother’s family is taking charge of both the mother’s and the children’s burials. I cannot imagine that happening, if she had done this.…

Dear Mr. Perry,

Not to start up the whole “safe spaces" discourse again, but as a women attending college, that's essentially what these exclusively-female spaces are. And it kind of pisses me off that some asshole can't get over the fact that sometimes we just want to be in a space without men, while still being in public.

his relevancy?

I’m beginning to understand why countries break apart and civil wars happen, because I really, really don’t want to live in the same country as these people.

Because children aren’t asking how people have sex.

Just the other month my 7 year old was like “Is there anything that’s legal now that used to be illegal?” and I said “oh yeah, sure. Lots of things” and he wanted to know. So I was like “Well, women used to not be allowed to vote and now we can. Alcohol was legal, then it was illegal for a while and now it’s legal…

There’s also a really strong implication every time a parent does this that they believe their kids are straight. Like no one worries in this debate what not talking about sexuality to kids does to gay or queer kids, because all kids are default straight in so many people’s minds. My parents never told me about my…

Pretty much this. Except I was the child parents THINK they’re going to have, the one who doesn't understand. I remember being a kid and seeing two guys kissing in Central Park and asking my parents about it. They were like “sometimes men fall in love with men and women fall in love with women.” I was completely…

Forget R2D2, all I think of when I see Michael is the prince from Shrek.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

It continues to amuse/irritate me to no end that these people - white, conservative, religious - are the real face of welfare fraud. Not saying that other people don’t cheat the system but the FLDS have turned welfare fraud into an art form. Yet somehow when some people use the term ‘welfare queen’ you just know the…

We really need to overhaul the entire justice system - not just our police forces - all of it. Our training, our hiring practices, psych evaluations, the policing culture, everything from the bottom up.

Actually being human waste appears to be a prerequisite for getting the Republican nomination.