At least it was a white lie.

When I was living in France back in 2009, some channels would air three (three!) new episodes of an American tv show in a row. At the time Bones and House (called Dr. House) were super popular. My friends would jokingly tell me that they couldn’t go on vacation for a week or they’d basically be a month behind.

:/

It FINALLY worked for me in chrome by double clicking on what little of the image I could see while pressing the right arrow on my laptop - I did both simultaneously so don’t know which actually worked

Can we just appreciate Lynne’s great post-surgery fashion sense? (and of course the face lift itself)

I’m from Seattle and totally say “make cereal” and “pop” too. While no one has ever commented on the first one (and I’ve never even thought about it until just now... what else do you say? Eat cereal? Pour it in a bowl?), I’ve gotten so much crap for saying “pop” while living on the east coast that I’ve basically…

My fiance and I had a good five minute long conversation about how his face looks like it’s made of putty and how much we would like to punch it just to try to remold it.

Totally thought this was a mirror at first.

So many random thoughts! Apologies. 1. Did Lisa really block you on twitter? That makes me like her a little less, which seems to be a Vanderpump trend since last night’s episode made me lose a lot of respect for Ken when he made those comments about Yolanda needing to hear from a man that she looked good. Blegh. 2.…

Which was “Try to Smile” again?

Just throwing in my two cents here since I’ve had Nexplanon for a little over 2 years now. I was on one pill or another for about 8 years and was really unhappy with a new pill my doctor had prescribed (horrible acne, mood swings, etc). She suggested Nexplanon and I love it! I didn’t have a period for over a year and…

This is kind of related... at my grandmother’s wake (I was 15), my mom’s friend told me, “that boy was checking you out!” —— yeah, it turned out to be my 17 or 18 year old cousin.

I go back to grab a bag to put a cup filled with milkshake in it.

I don’t know if it was a Judy Blume novel or someone else’s but I remember reading one book where the girl gets her period and decides not to tell her mom about it until the next month, when she will pretend that that period is her first. Despite having gone to a “what’s happening to my body?!” class with my mom when…

I read “Forever...” in maybe 6th grade and there’s a scene where the girl has sex for like the second time and says something like “I finally came!” I couldn’t for the life of me figure out what this meant and why it was so significant. We must have learned about orgasms in health class before that but her book was…

I love him too! I always crack up how he’s in the corner basically waving his hand around saying “I’ll give you what you’re asking for! Here’s an offer!” while the people in the tank look to the other sharks, asking “Anyone want to give us a deal? Anyone? Anyone?” Ahaha poor Robert.