I think I read on twitter that her real age is closer to around 34-35 in real age, as opposed to “Hollywood” age. But clearly, she doesn’t have too many issues with fudging the truth...

Heart of Darkness: needs more white ladies 2/10 would not read again

In tribute to Ms. Linton, I am also announcing my new memoir, recounting the time I sailed up the Congo River to search for a mysterious ivory trader named Kurtz.

The movie adaptation will win Best Picture in 2018. Going bravely against ethnic type, Emma Stone will play the lead white character.

Sooooo, her bio says she’s currently 29, which makes her 12 years of age in 1999, the year she says she lived alone in “the jungle with big spiders and poor little children with AIDS and, and, and . . . insert cliche here.”

Nope. This is the anti-Bond. This is the complete antithesis of the cool, suave assassin.

Being a sensitive, funny feminist wasn’t getting him non-tumblr famous fast enough.

I want to believe at one point, Ryan Reynolds and Tom Hiddleston were hanging out alone, smoking cigars in the garage, and Hiddleston just burst into tears. Where’s the paparazzi photos of THAT?

I don't get it. He was building a pretty good brand, being sensitive, funny, feminist, attractive, etc., and now he's ruining it. Why would he sabotage his image like this?

And if the results were reversed, it would be because women are more dedicated and harder workers? This is a tired post hoc rationalisation. Do better.

That’s an odd thing to be “fairly sure” about, unless you have some knowledge of how Daily Show tweets are composed as opposed to pure supposition.

Yep, the true inheritor of Stewart’s crown is Samantha Bee’s incisive Full Frontal. I can’t even remember the last time I watched a clip of The Daily Show, much less a full episode.

I feel like he is sociologically tone deaf.

Umm. I know everyone is SURE Noah had nothing to do with this tweet, do we all not remember the Twitter “jokes” we all had to read through after he was hired on the a Daily Show?

You know times are dark when Hillary Clinton’s twitter makes The Daily Show’s look like a scrub account.

There is nothing to like. His stand up is awful.

I gave up on The Daily Show a week into Noah. It’s a shame it fell apart so quickly.

I’m sure he’s not writing their tweets...

Even if he didn’t write that tweet, it’s still his fault. He’s not funny and his cheesy jerkoff smile doesn’t fool me!

Meh. It’s a bad (as in, unfunny) joke, but I’m not entirely sure the outrage is justified.