I think it's generally not polite/appropriate to assign anyone a sexuality they haven't declared for themselves.

You can tell them to stick their salsa sauced mozzarella sticks up their asses while fucking each other rusty trombone style. The new rules here won't prevent you from saying that.

Fuck your ranch. Marinara's the only option.

Yeah, I said from day one she was his beard. Didn't see the gay accusation coming though, just thought she was supposed to be on his arm so that his circle would think he was a beast in the sack if he could hit that. A 85 five year old with all the money in the world would pay for people to think his dick still…