“Fueling rumors that there’s a hotter Ferrari 488 on the way...”

Chester is 72 years old. He’s been dreaming of owning a Corvette for the vast majority of those years. He worked hard and played it safe. He’s got enough money to bring home a Vette and the wife says it is ok. Now he knows the one’s from the 60's were way faster, buta new Vette is part of the dream. He orders his…

It would be awesome if Ray were interested in occasionally writing for Jalopnik as a sort of Jalop emeritus. I’m sure he would have some stories to tell and would fit in perfectly with the motley assortment of characters.

“ladaladaladalada...” is not as impressive. :P

When I was little, my parents used to take me around soviet-era housing complex parking lots and I was told I could name every car there. This is parenting done right!

I am greatly impressed! I also feel dumb.

Loose lips sink ships, talk shit get hit. Gotta respect it.

Stop bragging about me on the internet.

well, if nothing else, it explains why he doesn’t have kids.

He must feel really down. If only we could Lyft his spirits somehow...

Weird, since everyone in that video seems thoroughly competent, careful, and generally intelligent. I guess this just goes to show you that freak accidents can occur to the best of us no matter how many precautions you take.

(Snide remarks about surviving a fall from space are cute, but arguing against safety equipment is moronic.)

The buyers. There is a difference between a true predatory loan and someone just not doing the math and living beyond their means. Most people fall into the latter.

Small tin-can French cars FTW - Renault 5, Renault 4, 2CV etc. The living embodiment of seeing the sunny side of things:

It’s just Porsche hiding us from the truth. The new GT2 uses the 914-4 derived 1.7 Type IV engine making a whopping 80hp. Wake up and see the light people! The age of the aircooled is upon us

Hole...whole...

The person that comes up with the witty billboards, must have had “COTD on Jalopnik” on his resume.

Neutral: How Important Is It For Toyota To Crank Up Its EV And Autonomous Vehicle Development?

And then the British electricians hooked up the wiring harness without a multimeter.

All true, indeed. Dad said he was chagrined, but had to agree with the mechanic as well.