No wonder why he didn’t like Obama. Have you seen HIS bathing suit pics??? MMMM-hmmmm.

Possibly my fave gif in the universe.

omg that sounds so exciting. i wonder who will win...?

Are we completely sure that he doesn’t have a lair underneath a volcano? He’s like Blofeld but now with a fish instead of a cat.

Also, super weird not to mention that she filed first.

Just to prove they can. It’s like when they get actresses/actors to do nude or sex scenes knowing full well they won’t keep any of it in the final cut because it would make the movie X-rated.

Yeah, are they trying to make this look like the divorce has nothing to do with Tom being a trash person? Because this totally has to be about Tom being a trash person.

Everyone who is born holds dual citizenship, in the kingdom of the well and in the kingdom of the sick. Although we all prefer to use only the good passport, sooner or later each of us is obliged, at least for a spell, to identify ourselves as citizens of that other place.

I already found a warden candidate:

I got my nails done today, and I had to sit through a few minutes of the doctor oz show while i was the lobby.

The thing about a grand jury is that they almost always indict. Every. Time.

The racist comments on this story are weird. Like...abuse of women and children is something that men of all races and religions seem pretty enthusiastic about. So claiming his Muslim name or the fact that Jezebel didn’t show his picture (when of course, every link they provide takes you right to his face) is some…

This is stupid on Slate Management’s part. There’s been a wave of unionization of non-conservative New Media sites, so they had to have known it was coming for them next. All it’s going to do is create a lot of alienation and ill will with their own staff when they lose the secret ballot vote, only for them to end up…

“We’re a family...but daddy needs the flexibility to starve a couple of his kids when he needs more drinking money.”

These people are American heroes

Oh, thank you. This is driving me around the bend. If you read about people who actually voted for Trump, they are voting with their emotions, and not about policies or economics. They are confused, and kinda deranged.

Adjacent but related: If you are upset about Tom Perez and the Democratic National Committee throwing women’s reproductive rights (including disabled women) under the bus in order to court “a more centrist” electorate for the 2018 Congressional elections, write to them and let them know! I sent them a postcard…

I wouldn’t be surprised if DeMario feels like he has to participate in this to clear his name and not have people thinking he sexually assaulted a woman, especially a white woman. Given how much worse the climate is for Black people than it usually is, I don’t blame him if that’s his thinking. Wouldn’t want some Trump…

Maybe...and this might be crazy, they were friends lol.