The Nintendo Switch has made me enthusiastic about gaming again.

I’m a latke starter, twisted latke starter
I’m the bitch you hated, filth infatuated
Yeah! I’m the pain you tasted, fell intoxicated

*Mother starts to open gift*
Mother: “What the hell is this?”
Me: “It’s Smeg, ma!”

My 86-year old Jewish mother would beat me with her cane if she saw “Latke Starter” in my kitchen.

Yeah, it’s kind of funny because the sales of the game in question are the exact reason they’re now pushing more games to the Switch.

You realize Capcom has set the price for both these things right? Of course you do.

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West later called Al Sharpton the “bona fide house Negro of the Obama plantation,”

Sojourner Truth- Born into slavery, escaped with her infant daughter and later sued to recover her son, becoming the first Black woman to win such a case against a white man.  Gave herself that badass name, abolitionist, Women’s Rights Activist, Orator, helped recruit Black troops for the Union Army during the Civil…

So... the last time I played Animal Crossing was back on the Gamecube, I’m enjoying this Pocket Camp version.

Breath of the Wild is like a 7 day trip to a new country, where you get free rein to go explore as you please.

Oh whatever, Hillary Clinton personally went out and advocated for the criminal and welform reform acts of the 90s, both of which obviously vastly disproportionately affected the black community. Sanders didn’t back that shit. As SoS, she looked into a camera and told African leaders they “should just get over”…

Indeed

Ex-Military here; Showering (if needed) in public isn’t a bother to me, mind ya business. however, the gym i go to is within walking distance of my house; so most times i’ll get done and take the funky 4 minute drive home and shower there.
It’s nothing more than a thing of comfort.
In the gym max shower length is like…

Thanks for the money and research boosts, Democracy, but if I want to suddenly and arbitrarily declare war it’s Communism every single time. (Look, Isabella tried to gouge me on a trade for coal and she’s a zealot. It’s tank time.)

My young daughter used to fire up Burnout Paradise and pretend she was dropping her kids off at school, then driving to work. She obeyed all traffic laws. It was infuriating to watch.

It’s okay, dude. You can still come to the Nerd Mixer on Fridays but, y’know, maybe keep your head low for a few weeks.

I don’t know, I know for most spectators of any competition entertainment is at least as important as competitiveness. There certainly fans who can be interested in sheer skill and execution, but unless they’re your team personally “boring” play will usually get disparaged. Basketball added the shot clock because of…

He thinks he’s Monty fucking Hall (RIP, btw). He thinks a desperate crowd of hurricane survivors are an audience. He thinks he is the benevolent game show host, and that giving out “prizes” will win him the adoration of his loyal viewers. This is actually a horrifying tableau reminiscent of feudal times. The people of…

Record companies gouged us for years with CD sales that they promised would last forever, before walking it back with the whole “pitting” issue. Sorry about that, they almost said.

Record companies gouged us for years with CD sales that they promised would last forever, before walking it back…