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NO, it should stay as “copywrite,” because it’s funnier that way, like maybe he’s writing out copies of something. It is a fantastic joke, and you trying to correct it is censorship!!! Ever hear of a little thing called FREE SPEECH!? It’s literally the first words of the Constitution. Don’t tell me it isn’t, either,

Nastase is just jealous because nobody has to look up Serena on Wikipedia when she’s mentioned in the press.

Keeping the io9 tradition alive - all female characters must be described as badass.

Hell’s bells people! Calm down! Ayo, in the comics, is in a same sex relationship with a character named Aneka. Feige’s statement merely said that the relationship between Ayo and OKOYE (a different character from Ayo’s girlfriend in the comics) is not romantic in nature. IT SAYS NOTHING AT ALL ABOUT EITHER CHARACTERS

Do we know that Okoye is meant to be a replacement for Aneka? If not, maybe *this* relationship is not romantic but the Ayo/Aneka relationship just hasn’t been shown to us yet.

I’m with you. This is a bad outfit, even on Rhianna, and us saying it looks great is inane.

Yup. I know it makes me old, but every shred of clothing in this article is completely ridiculous, ugly, and unflattering.

They all look like idiots.

What the fuck? No. That is like saying if woman A slept with woman B who was trans but before she had transitioned in any way, or even publicly identified that way, then woman A has slept with a woman even though at that time woman B was biologically and publicly identifying as a man. Circumcision done to you as a

Silencing brown people who are telling you what to call them might be more “Whitepeopling”.

Impressed at the technical achievement or rolling my eyes at how unplayable it would be?

So hard to decide. How about both.

The world has a shitty surprise for you in your early 50s. Your kids are fully baked, you’re at your peak earning period, you have lots of vacation time. “Woo! Let’s take that trip to Europe, and then finally rebuild the Camaro!” And at that exact moment, your parents begin their breakdown, physically and/or

Come now, you know Link doesn’t have a voice actor.

I don’t understand. If you have a relationship, a kid, and a full-time job, where are you finding the time to worry about what these biddies think of you?

The idea of having 2 products by a single entity competing being a bad thing doesn’t really pan out. Additionally there are a significant number of Trek fan who are not Star Wars fans. Whether or not executives realize these things is another story.

The idea of having 2 products by a single entity competing being a bad thing doesn’t really pan out. Additionally

What is this nonsense? The Beatles discography provides many songs suitable for children. Blackbird was my go-to lullaby. Hell, with two possible exceptions (Sexy Sadie and Revolution 9) The White Album is pretty much made for kids.

YES! Our house was a James Brown and ska house. Our kid found big brass invigorating and instantly mood improving (as intended!). Bedtime incorporated some sort of story that involved all the animals of Richard Scarry and listing a variety of different vehicles they drove. It didn’t have to make sense, it just had to

Props to him for responding to requests for comment. If nothing else, he’s recognizing it as the chance to tell his side that it’s always been.

I will never forgive Bill Cosby for taking Bill Cosby from me.

The older I get the more I realize that was just old people fucking with us because they knew they could.