As much as I’m hearing about the motion controls, I still haven’t had any confirmation about whether you can reverse them for left-handed play. Gyro aiming is no good to me if I have to aim with my dumb right hand. Can you tell me if the controls are reversable?

Potato skin is delicious and contains as many nutrients as the flesh overall. Most of the calcium in a potato is in the skin, and nearly all of the iron. It’s not a “byproduct” it’s an equal part of the product.

Look at Aziz Ansari, you say? Okay, let’s look at the entire episode of Master Of None called “Indians on TV” which is devoted to the fact that this is a huge problem and that most Indian actors never have a chance to do anything about it.

I’m really glad it’s not my job to market pro-American WWII games to the Japanese. I mean how do you even begin to make this game cool to the people who were on the opposing side and had two of their cities vaporized by American forces? Maybe this kind of WTF marketing is the best they could think of, given the…

Every time I see or hear anything about the XC2 characters, I want the game a little bit less. The character design that we’ve seen so far is atrocious. 90% of the female characters are rocking booty shorts with a thong showing above the shorts, or the open-top-bra-showing look, or both. The male lead looks like a…

Right, because the designers of the game obviously don’t know these things. I mean what do a bunch of people from Italy know about stuff like that, amirite?

Yep. Gollum is turning into Boba Fett. They want him to be everywhere. I love Gollum’s original story. Let him be.

Yeah, this white Panther fan has been waiting for this since Marvel started making movies, and I don’t think there’s EVER been a Marvel movie that I was so hyped about. I can’t wait for February.

Well, yes, you do pay an entry fee for CCGs. They are almost always built so that you can’t play them using booster packs alone. Magic gives you, what, one Land per booster? And Pokemon boosters never contain basic energy cards. If you want to get anywhere in these games, you will need to buy a theme deck or starter…

Every time I see one of her transformations, I’m amazed all over again. There is some kind of witchcraft involved here, I’m sure of it.

Yeah, the regular hardcover. I never saw the limited edition. That’s actually very beautiful.

I feel your pain! It also irritated me that the hardcover BOTW strategy guide went with a totally different design. That would have been an instant buy for me if it had featured a similar look to the others in the series. I’m not even asking for an identical design, just give me something that doesn’t look like a…

Sure, when are you going to start writing it?

I’ve been trying for half an hour now to post a response to this, and every god-damn time it ends up being just a string of curse words.

I thought it was coming this holiday season. I put it on my list as soon as it was announced. Did they move the release date?

I have no plans to put my stinkeye online anytime soon.

Okay, Smug’s expression NEEDS to be meme-ified. I need that expression like twenty times a day.

That was my biggest surprise here, too. Mind blown...

True, I love MP Pinball. Still take it with me on road trips. I wish it had a couple more tables, but it’s great fun.

Yeah, nowhere in that article does it say black people are cool with white guys using the N-word. And I’m not mistaken at all, and you’re completely wrong. The end.