Ah, the classics!

I feel like Springsteen thought it was still the Nineties and stupid freaking power ballads about the power of love work for the end of any action-adventure movie because THE POWER OF LOVE.

I feel the same way. Not interested in bigger guns. Don’t need a cast of dozens of heroes getting one minute of screentime each. Don’t need to see any more cities destroyed just to drive home the point that the stakes are higher. I’m not hating on Marvel here. To be honest, every single superhero franchise has gone to…

I haven’t seen any of it yet. Is the product placement usually a significant part of the show, or is this in fact an Eggo advertisement that you posted by mistake?

Bro, do you even science fiction?!?

Dude, I’m sitting here thinking “no way, Chronicles only came out a few years ago...” I feel so damn old now!

Ben Affleck never struck me as the kind of bitch that would take time out of his day to humiliate a guy like that. And Reeves has a couple of big movies under his belt, he’s not exactly a charity case.

Totally! It was a major WOW moment for Mariah, but it left such a void. Diamondback is nothing like as good as Cottonmouth.

Everybody is complaining about Danny Rand being too bland, but - serious question here - isn’t that pretty much how he is in the comics? I can’t say I’ve ever followed Iron Fist or even Heroes For Hire, so maybe there was a run where he really developed as a character, but the reason I never followed it is at least…

Honestly, I think Cottonmouth (with a side of Mariah) was the best villain in any Marvel production. Loki comes in second place, and Ironmonger third, but both of those are strictly because of the performances. Cottonmouth had a better story AND great acting. But it’s not really fair to compare them all, because…

My choice too!

Actually I’m hopeful for this movie just because Batman was so grating and annoying in TLM. I figure a movie about him becoming way less annoying could be great if it’s done well. I mean, that’s exactly what Iron Man was and it worked well enough that it’s still one of my favorite Marvel flicks.

To be fair, that’s not all everyone wanted. It may be what you and I wanted (I’ll be honest, I *love* smutty content in video games, don’t care what gender the characters are, SEXY COSTUMES FOR EEEEEVERYONE!!!) but there are a great many people who have always campaigned against sexiness in gaming and will continue to…

Sure you are, just like you can be a fan of Star Trek and not have watched any of the newer Treks. Some people just like the old stuff better. But I will say if you have a 3DS, you should give Awakening a shot. It’s got the new relationship stuff (which I personally enjoyed a lot) but it also has strategy in spades.…

It’s occasional comments like this that make the comment section still worth reading here. Please don’t stop.

Was going to suggest the Clash. I just hope they don’t go with Should I Stay or Should I Go. The Clash have eleventy billion good songs, I hate that only one song of theirs ever gets any good play. Also, some Ramones would also fit right in with the Guardians musical aesthetic.

Pretty much a normal day in the life of Samurai Jack, then?

Not an orca. It has gills and a vertical tail.

Yikes. No, it’s not only the background. It’s also the fact that John Legend clearly doesn’t care about this song, Ariana Grande has the musical talent of a hedgehog, and whoever put this together was more concerned with putting their own spin on the song than making it sound good.

That all sounds perfectly reasonable, but come on. This is Star Wars we’re talking about. If there was a YT-1300 parked there, it has to be the Millennium Falcon. Just like R2-D2 is the only astromech droid ever made with his particular blue-on-white paint scheme, and no matter how many nearly identical protocol…