Your lame-ass shade would only work if I brought them up out of nowhere and they’re weren’t the goddamn headline. Are you so defensive because you also actively went after a married man? Or is it because you left your wife when she was in a treatment center for disorderd eating, claimed you left because of…

I really hope they broke up because this whole “love story” is only romantic if you are are sociopath. They’re both annoying AF, and I don’t think he funny or talented at all. Munn is conventionally attractive, thin, and has ZERO acting charisma.

Jezebel et al is a shell of its former self and makes me sad. I really loved the commenting community.

Love that you were able to MacGyver your way through this with what sounds not panicking.

Awww Dennis. Maybe this is what he needs as his next step; to learn about living in a real home. There is a solution if you really miss him, because this is just a foster home ... hint, hint. (I know, I know, you have enough cats already)

You saved him. You changed his whole life. 

As always, you are welcome.

I am, Andy. I usually see my work as part of a collaboration, but this one’s a bit different.

That sounded very annoying and yet also adventurous. I’m glad you got out.

Ugh, yes. I’m able to post from my old account tonight, thankfully, though my gray one (“The Cruel Shoes”) get almost no traction at all, but it’s tough to respond to gray comments, too, so I understand. I wish I could link these accounts.

Ah, I didn’t realized it there was a tiered system for payment, so I thought “they”referred to all of the writers (at least for non-feature-length posts). $50? And when so little content is posted these days? Wow. 

Shelter Cat Update.

Yep. It is sad. There’s no way to get permanently ungrayed. Kinja is fucked up. Gray comments can’t be seen by anybody. It used to be fun around here. Now it’s a ghost town. 

I got locked in the bathroom this week. The wind slammed the door shut, hard, and the old door handle/lock got screwed up internally by the slam. It wouldn’t budge, no way, no how. Even when The Bartender took the handle off, the door was still locked. There’s a very narrow window in the shower, and the bottom of it…

Okay, I’m looking and can’t find it--I think I found the start of it but it cuts off before you introduce the other site.

That’s amazing about your GF! And, ignore your damn mother. Her endless needs are going to make you crazy. 

They was referring specifically to Harron bc idk pronouns. Idk but I assume longer term folks didn’t get cuts as bad.

It's hard to understand, right?

Yes, we shall!

Ashley definitely reads at least some of her comments (she responds the most), as does Megan.