Meh, I nevar profread the post on Kinja. You got 15 minutes to edit and fix the smiepellings.

Hey look, they can go offroad.

Accidental discharge should result in a kid, not a gravesite.

Ridiculous. That’s like asking which of these is not a good dog.

Exactly can I charge it after dark too

Mogwai. 

One did, but it fell through one of the many holes and was lost.

OLD BRITISH MAN HAS OPINION ON EV’S EVERYONE THIS IS NOT A DRILL OMG

After all, old people are probably the most likely demographic to still want a convertible, and the Crown is aimed squarely at old people.

I’ve told you before, I’m not interested in buying a cybertruck.

Had some Tillamook Chocolate ice cream for the first time recently. It blew my mind.

Mmmmmm Tillamook cheese *Homer drool*

That shit will never take off. No where to refuel it and the range is abysmal.

You must ride a sportbike!

Okay, no disagreement. But it negates my opportunity for witty answers:

I’ve always felt like that was a loaded question.

Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

So just a Dachshund attacking Datsuns?  A boxer after Boxsters?  A Scottish Terrier terrorizing Italians?

Halfway through reading the headline: “Armed Porsche Boxster...”