Someone told him they knew a quick way for him to score some easy dough.

Interesting statistics, but I think it would be a lot more fun to know what are my odds of being hit by a Plymouth Satellite?

The ones in Miami already had immobilizers 20 years ago, this seems like a step backwards.

You mean, Bender Bending Rodriguez?

Thankfully, this owl is safe after getting to spend some time away from Florida.

This Baja Breaker van is usually the champion in floor drag races.

Initial E

“Show the kit, you lazy shit” needs to be the official NP/ND catchphrase whenever someone sells a car with less or lesser stuff than what you see in the photos.

You’re correct, they both have 4 wheels.

I think that generation of Tahoe/Suburban has aged really well though. 

That’s the right color for a late 1960's Roadrunner

My 2006 Magnum SRT8 is named Pam, after Pam Poovey from Archer.

Not to mention a full 8-foot bed, and no rear jump seats so, “sorry kids, you can’t come Home Depot with me.  Read a book.”

Snitches get stitches, gas is too damn expensive.

That damn Bus Driver is one giant dumb ass. I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean.

It’s possible the driver was distracted…

“We’ve reached out to General Motors for a comment, and will update the story when and if we get one.”

Bowling Green spares, eh?  That strikes me as unusual, but I guess it’s all how you frame it.