Does it come with a Digital Tire Gauge?

I read that Trump complained about Spicer’s suits. TRUMP, of all people, had opinions about another man’s suits. They are supposed to be adult men, why can’t they dress as such? Obama always had such gorgeous suits, Trump looks like a toddler in his older brother’s suit and Spicer looks like he won his suit at a…

Oh God, SNL needs to do a mashup where the Trump crew meets their Hitler equivalents...

Is there a Nobel Prize for Comedy, and can it be awarded to the genius at SNL who suggested having Melissa McCarthy portray Joseph Goebbels Sean Spicer?

What’s it like, being dense?

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I’m sorry but you guys really need to employ an editor. If you keep on referring to this blogging material as “journalism,” you should act like it, regardless of the content.

No because the democrats don’t have numbers to pass any legislation. They might as well be jerking off into a ceiling fan.

You’re right. But the gawker drones have to convince themselves that they’re doing something by putting their fingers in their ears and chanting repeatedly

I miss the old jalopnik.

You know how Coca-Cola is sweetened with high-fructose corn syrup? Have you ever tasted Coke with real sugar? If you do, you might not like it as much the first time, but if you try it again, you’ll probably find you like it better than Coke with HFCS.

Neutral: These multi-country agreements, while looking great on the surface have obviously been biased against the US, in some cases for years or decades.

Since Muslims are banned, what would happen if a Muslim from, say, Turkey wanted to come to this country?

I was super unimpressed with interest rates and I wasn’t motivated enough to pay cash. I had the same experience with negotiating. Eta: and I was looking at coupes / sedans!!!

How about this - do your fucking job and leave the political and social commentary to your weekends when you aren’t in the office. Lucky someone hasn’t sued your ass for hostile workplace. Jackass.

None of these are a 2000s Buick LeSabre and are therefore wrong.

You’re no Jalop. Where did you come from?

Remedy the terrible color/wheel choices and I’d DD it

Which ones are the Xanax? I already took three of the red ones and one of those big white ones and now I feel funny.