Yeah, I have little range anxiety for the most part. This would cover the vast majority of our driving and we’d still have a gas vehicle on the side that could be used for longer cold trips. I’m really looking at getting an EV for our next vehicle.

And maps!  Yeah, I’m that boring.

Perfect for comics.

“Of course cryptocurrencies are legitimate! I’ll explain more, after we dig up this dead body.”

Don’t try to buy this? Then what are all of my sharks supposed to wear Andrew? Hats like some common pigeon?!? 

I’d be far more excited for a V90 BEV

An inexperienced coach needs a reliable brain trust around him.

The ITU cited a rule that penalizes athletes who cook up a “contrived tie situation,”

“Do or do not, or there is no triathlon.”

“The study lists test results from 12 subjects, though there were 15 in the original test group. Tragically, three subjects—Mssrs. Kim, Park, and Lee— all died during the early stages of testing.”

I mean, that spider has a tattoo of Steven Segal on its back. Shitty person or not, that’s one badass spider. 

Hey Kate...is a leaky corpse a sandwich?

When the bees return to the house, do they say “Honey, I’m home?”

Jesus take  Tweel

Does anyone else hear Homestar Runner in their heads every time Marizpan is mentioned? Just me? OK.

I think the pet store fire you’re referring to was in the 80s.

You know, you’ve been very sick and you’re taking this story very seriously. I think we better stop now.

“Who gets Cersei?”

[Don’t say it]