Hey Kate...is a leaky corpse a sandwich?

Jesus take  Tweel

You know, you’ve been very sick and you’re taking this story very seriously. I think we better stop now.

“Who gets Cersei?”

[Don’t say it]

This is me. You are me. We are one.

Dick Bawls “Strike!” Ball Strikes Dick

Cleveland warrants strong consideration.

We have a very big thing coming with Torch and David and a very thorough look at two of the more popular electric vehicles, so look forward to it.

I mean, they’re all basically various forms of rock-paper-scissors.

Fighting games are like super slow motion pong: You block high, mid and low balls moving left to right:

First rule of Tennis Club, do not talk about Tennis Club!

This is on Tyronn Lue. If he had put the Roomba in instead of JR Smith, this never would have happened.

Because they’re forward looking designs.

Tom Hamilton, the best home run call in the business.

Fortunately I live out of market, and MLB.tv does this for you. Syncing him with the TBS broadcast was WAY trickier. Those idiots chop up their delay every time they come back from commercial.

Rectum?................It damn near killed him

He’s in Houston for the SB and based on the packaging I can almost guarantee that Guac came from HEB which is made in-store fresh everyday. A benefit of living in Houston.

It’s like this isn’t even a car site anymore.....pickup trucks and minivans? Best we could do here? Come on.....Let’s give him a jalopnik special - the volvo wagon! Only more like volvo SUV for dog purposes.

Man, why is Deadspin covering bullshit like this. What about sports? Why can’t we have a “Best QB’s of the 80's” post? Like remember Warren Moon?