I think the “Clean Kills” tag might be an exaggeration for this fairly standard “Old Man Yelling At Popular Things” post.

I always thought that by the time I was this uncool I would at least be rich enough that it wouldn’t matter. 

I don’t know if it makes a difference but I have a retainer after having adult braces. It looks identical and probably is identical to a mouth guard. I soak mine in mouthwash. I probably shouldn’t but it takes away the smell and makes me feel like I’m cleaning my teeth while I sleep.

I love how every cycling related article on Jalopnik turns into a comment apocalypse. 

Everything is deadlier in Australia.

Veggie Tales

I think that is a big point that people are forgetting is that this is one of several gaming options. The gaming community is so ingrained with us vs them mentality; pc vs console, xbox vs playstation, everyone vs mobile, that we forget Stadia can be an option for a lot of people who aren’t playing games at the…

Personally I’ve always found attending a baseball game to be a very mindful experience.

I agree that this is wrong, that apparently knowingly broke the rules and the law. However, maybe it is time to discuss what the rules should be. Again, what he did was wrong because it meant breaking the law. But he accepted money in order to let kids into school. Maybe we should also look at a system that is keeping…

As a Cleveland fan living in LA, I would go to Angels games to watch the Indians. The Angels were terrible, most of the people in my section were Cleveland fans, and Trout was phenomenal. It was like watching Trout single handedly play a very good MLB team all by himself. Of course, in baseball no one can win a game…

This isn’t entirely a white thing. When I lived in Guatemala City, it happened regularly??!! On one occasion it happened twice in one week, both times by jilted lovers who wanted to end it all dramatically and both times they didn’t die, they were just horribly mauled!

I worked at a venue that hosted one. That is the EXACT reason that everyone was there.

They tried an M&M button but focus groups were more upset that no candy was dispensed...

As a one time visitor, I was totally struck by the clear line of demarcation between desert and not desert. Literally there would lush verdant golf course on one side of the street and nothing but sand and sun on the other. It felt like colonizing mars to me. (but I had a great time there and enjoyed my stay!)

Question: In many countries in Latin America, mayonnaise is left out. I mean, you go to any fast food place and ketchup, mustard, and mayo are all sitting on the table. Are they using different mayo or is it just risky?

I want to start a premium coach building company that just builds former concept cars on top of the skateboard. All the cars that should have been can now be...

I think they used to have a fairly physically demanding job, or at least valued being very active, but as their careers progress they spend more and more time at a desk and less time being active. So the diets they ate that used to be ok, became way too much for someone that sits around all day. At least that’s what I…

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt did the Redskins thing first:

That rear end looks a little tractor-y if you ask me.

They weren’t really competing groups. The apostles started the church in Jerusalem after Christ went to Heaven. Originally Peter was the head of the church. Eventually James, the brother of Christ (according to protestants and the Bible but NOT catholics), became the defacto leader of the church in Jerusalem. Because…