I went back ti visit family in Canton last week. This is an actual conversation that took place:
Me: so what do you think of the Browns this year?

Browns Fan: I’m drinking the kool aid! I think they are going to be good this year. I think they’re going to win 4 or 5 games.

Me: Isn’t it depressing that we think going 500…

The recipe preamble is for SEO. Fortunately you can now add recipe schema so Google can just pluck the recipe out of the article and show it at the top of results (or read it on the Google Home).

I have so many great poop stories from Guatemala. What is the best country for poop stories?

For a lot of (not all) cycling fans, doping isn’t a huge deal. They are literally riding on different bikes that might give one athlete an advantage over another one. So for them doping is just part of the sport, like fouls in basketball. You get penalized if caught, but there are strategic times to take that risk and…

She is in Babe Ruth territory with that tweet ratio.

He won’t be there. He created this template that works for every car to sneak out early.

The one thing that I’ve learned from the Jalopnik comment section is that the only aesthetic that everyone here agrees on is that everyone else’s is terrible. You’re all wrong.

Invite the top prospects and put them up against Ichiro and... Colon! And maybe a few other Olds. I’d watch the crap out of that!

That’s because we all like to think that despite being deeply flawed, out of shape, and burdened with secret families, that we too could still play major league baseball.

Can we do a Kinja hall of fame or would it just look like Deadspin’s letters to the editors articles?

Can we make crazy off season strategy speculation a recurring thing? I’ve got a lot of ideas to really take baseball to the next level (closer backstop/no catcher!)

This is going to sound like a dumb question for a wagon, but will it baby? My wife and I tested the old v60 and went with the outback because the v60 didn’t really have a ton of room for car seats. Basically how much space is in the back row?

Good parking spots in West LA ARE a sign of adulthood. I’ve texted pictures to friends and family when I’ve gotten really good ones.

Have you considered that maybe fighting games are actually tennis games in disguise? At least that’s what I told my mother...

I just wanted to point out that Colnago bike hanging in his garage is also an expensive italian machine.

For those of you also talking about overdrive, they have a MUCH better app called Libby that has all of overdrive’s features but is much more user friendly and much prettier. Libby totally replaces overdrive but because it is such a radical change they currently have both.

Deadspin is going to do nothing but LeBron/JR articles all day today. And I’m leaving the tab open and refreshing every 30 seconds.

They’re going to make JR keep his shirt on for this.

I am absolutely loving this series because in the (by a long shot) most likely scenario, it plays out like a great tragedy with LeBron James weary and struggling to perform incredible feats of athleticism and still losing.

Or if the Cavs did manage to pull it off, somehow the greatest player in the history of the game…

As a man with a comparable wingspan to height ratio as Kevin Durant, I can confidently lotion my entire back and have done so regularly. No yoga needed and I’m much more out of shape than Kevin Durant, although that may possibly make me more flexible.