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The ending wasn't predictable at all. There was a girl there.

"Think we should stop and frisk that guy?" /looks at picture of a black guy. "Nah, doesn't match the profile."

Related.

Dry humping Cousins really isn't that unusual in Tennessee.

But how does it park on our test lot?

Why not one more?

Rules Official: "It doesn't matter that it's ESPN property. Play it where it lies."

not gonna lie. thought it was a mitsubishi mirage circa 1998 until i read the article.

Hyundai Accent.

He then treated the crowd to a lovely acapella version of "Tiny, Hows My Ass Taste"

pictured: the only time Chris Berman has made a woman wet.

Man, that living rooms screams, I mean with the brown couch and the carpet, of when you're sitting on them you're putting one in the stink and two in the pink.

A man fitting this description was seen fleeing from the area

K-car is always pretty sad too. Not just the grille & headlights but a general outward appearance of malaise as well.

Sanchez is also the most señor QB the Jets have.

So much here to discuss!

Alpina

Born from prop planes!

How eighties is this!? It's so awesome, I'd have its babies.