"And my magic necklace."

Never heard of her.

Walkers. Nobody in the Walking Dead universe has ever heard of zombies or zombie movies/scenarios. Advantage: zombies.

I get the feeling "Madison, what have you done now?" is going to become a common catchphrase on this show.

They're already etching "Nine Lives" into the sweep of Razzies for this movie.

She does speak in a sort of monotone voice that becomes tiresome.

Perfect summary of the show so far.

I'm also a fan of well-designed, short TV show intros.

Kept thinking the same thing throughout the episode. And last season.

I'm expecting a bunch of Smokers on jet skis to ride out of that plot fog in the second episode.

Except Strand. He can sail off into the sunset.

And they make TWD crew seem like super geniuses.

At least those same old man clothes he's attached to got a rinse in the sea.

I see them as respectful colleagues/friends too, and hope the show doesn't put them in bed together to ruin that dynamic (which is rare on TV).

I'll see this through, but last week's episode really turned me off.

The show should spend some time with those new characters; at least they seem fresh and interesting (and not evil). The old ones are just stupid and boring now.

Ragnar staring and talking to the severed head was probably psychosis from whatever drug he's addicted to (betel nut?). He needs a Viking intervention, stat.

It was so bad. Scenes can be seen coming a mile off when those things happen. This episode just annoyed the hell out of me.

What's the big deal with this girl (or this audition tape)? She wasn't anything special in SW and her English accent was distracting.

Alexander Dumbass?