A Clerks reboot:
Yeah, I’d like to see Jenna ordering porn movies in front of a young mother an her child.

I can’t stop laughing how clearly Nate’s new look is based on Mourinho. Don’t get me wrong, the only way to go, but just not even attempting to subtle about it is pretty funny.

...and thought more infected would have been over the top.

Ellie staring at the Victoria’s Secret mannequins a little too long is SUCH a queer girl rite of passage, I couldn’t stop laughing. Even the apocalypse couldn’t stop it!

I wonder sometimes if there’s just one Extremely Divorced Guy on here with lots of accounts, or if AV Club is just the new hot hangout for bitter divorcees. 

Well, thank god we have you to save us from the scourge of women oppressing us all with their filthy lies.

I might suggest one better. I saw a documentary once about holocaust denial and it ended with several deniers meeting with an actual Auschwitz survivor. The courageous, amazing woman, smiling and without missing a beat, greeted them and said, “How nice to meet phony Nazis. You know, I met real ones.”

I’ve had the exact opposite experience. So, it seems, has Barkin. Weird. 

There was a ton of post production work. Go watch the youtube videos about Mindhunters special effects. I don’t blame you for thinking there wasn’t any. It was THAT good. And very very expensive.

Period shows have a lot of hidden SFX. Every car has to come from the right range of years. Every sign in every window, telephone boxes, you name it.

Kubrick came up with the ending to A.I. Also, if you think it was sentimental, you either didn’t understand it, or have a screwed up notion of sentimentality.

Speaking as a foreigner, America’s patriotism, flag worship and pledge of allegiance thing is already incredibly weird, intense and off putting.

Taken, not stirred.

“Before you apply the “stupid” label to whatever group you disagree with and move on, consider the possibly that you are the stupid one”

Fortunately, Joni Mitchell had no parents. Like Aphrodite, she rose from the sea and the gentle breeze blew her to Canada.

Or coal fired anything.

Eventually.

Literally everything you said could have applied to leaded gasoline or asbestos insulation.

No Bachelor Party or The Burbs! How dare you! My almost 50 year old ass if offended! ;)

a-ha moment —> Take on Me