Maddie...I know you’re feeling betrayed and rightly so. People you thought were your friends stabbed you in the back. It hurts, brother. You know what eases that hurt? Revenge. You’ve got names and you’ve got nothing to lose. You’re being shown the door by your own team...show them you can give as good as you get. I’m…

the Canadian views of falls are the better views of the falls

Unlike many others, I agree with this article.

My daughter had to watch Top Gun in grade 10 for some reason that escapes me now. I was upstairs at one point and all I heard was “Nooooooooo, Goooooooooose.” 

the slit is there for a reason

The Pico sketch was entirely based off of a story Melissa put on Twit a few months ago. She was in a grocery store (I think) and someone famous had tragically died that bummed out a ton of people (coulda been Norm or Bob, I forget). Anyway two old Latina ladies were right next to her and the one lady’s response was,…

I think this was a solid enough episode that happened to have one of the worst fucking cold opens I’ve ever seen.

Same here. The “was in a coma for 20 years” trope is something I just associate with someone falling into a coma in either the ‘60s or the ‘80s.

No thank you.

He’s definitely on the Glenn Greenwald/Matt Taibbi/Dennis Miller line of descent into lunacy.

Getting an iPod was a really major moment for me. I was 17 and had just graduated from high school when I was given one for Christmas in 2004.

It also seems some people believe “thinking for yourself” means your conclusions need to be uniquely personal to you, even if they disagree with a general global consensus (because otherwise your thinking isn’t yours, is it).

Or ... The Way of Earth, Wind & Fire where
*checks notes* Pandora is saved by the power of funk.

Just like the first one, this thing will make a fuckton of cash before silently slipping under the waves six months later without any cultural or societal impact whatsoever.

Just because you like something doesn’t mean you’re entitled to never encounter someone who doesn’t. That dumb “let people enjoy things” comic did more harm than good.

“Behold Jake Sully, the land of the Bea’ach. Where the Na’vi perform the right of the Bea’ach Par’Ti.   Let me introduce you to the elders.  This is Ann’ette Fun’Ic’Ello and her mate Fra’ankie A’valon”

White fragility is a hell of a drug

This is great! I can’t wait for some toxic basement dweller to tell me how an immortal space wizard who can literal be reborn as any species in the galaxy can’t be a black man.

Racism against white people is more a theoretical concept than anything actual white people have to deal with. 

Oh no, think about the poor old white men.