The one I get a lot is people replying with their own problems as if it is a contest for who’s life sucks more. 

I never proselytize, but in this wacky Christian country I sure do end up having a lot of conversations about religion.

We’re not openly hostile, but we do get tired of the Christian bullshit after a while.

Fuck, they could have hired me, my muscle memory needs no adjustment to play shit wrong.

Old Man Yells At SoundCloud.

I don’t recall this site supporting left-wing bullshitters like Gwyneth Paltrow.

Maybe the article describes what happened so you don’t have to guess

Strong agree. My party line has been that, if you still think “The Matrix was such a good movie, such a shame they never made a sequel” jokes are pithy and witty in 2021, then you can probably skip Resurrections and keep making that joke. But if you can vibe with the other sequels, you can vibe with Resurrections.…

I’ve only seen Resurrections once so I’m still not really sure how I feel about it, but there was way more I liked than disliked in it. But one thing I *really* liked about it is its unapologetic weirdness and there’s a really good chance any Wachowski-less version would’ve played things much more safely. I’m glad…

I think that was part of the parody. Campy set, campy costumes, campy sfx. More “Bialistock and Bloom” than Lin-Manuel.

This is why I’m a Doctor Who fan. Most of us stopped worrying about what was “canon” decades ago.

Let me help you out here: never give more of a shit about something than its creators do, or you'll just be frustrated forever.

I know you guys didn’t care for “The Sparks Brothers” as much as some others, but the fact that it didn’t get shortlisted but a standard-issue puff piece biodoc for Billie Eilish did? What in the Disney Channel fuck is that about? I guess it’s somewhat appropriate, as one film was about one of the most influential but…

It is dumb. Because you know what else is natural? Shitting on the floor. The problem is you can make an argument against almost any aspect of human society by claiming it’s not “natural”, that it’s a “completely artificial concept”, and that it’s not the “default state” of humanity.

independent of whether or not people should react negatively to public nudity, congratulations on settling on the dumbest possible argument you can make against it

Not to be confused with “Mercked” which refers to “being beaten to death with a medical textbook”.

Our menagerie of belters zip from one juncture of their arcs to the next

Universal Pictures and Universal Music Group have not had the same ownership for almost two decades. (The music people have a license to use the Universal logo.)

Musk is sort of like Trump but for libertarians who aren’t as smart as they think they are instead of racist blowhards. They see themselves in him so they get behind him and cheer on everything he does and don’t realize he’ll never actually give a shit about them beyond what they can do for his ego.

In the mid-1990s, my husband, the computational physicist, asked me what I wanted for my birthday. I told him, “Just get me something beautiful.” I was hoping for a silk scarf, a Japanese vase, or a turquoise brooch. He got me OS/2 Warp. Sigh.