At some point I stopped being surprised that even the most beloved stars are just narcissistic pieces of shit in real life. To be willing to do what it takes to become — and remain — a celebrity (or politician or even a fucking influencer, for that matter) you have to simultaneously (1) believe you’re special and (2) h…

First of all, I believe everyone who has a story to tell. These stories have been circulating for years.

This guy does. I'm moist and I want everyone to know I'm moist

check out my ugly shirt.

It’s apparently some sort of apparel line? Their main website redirects to this eldritch horror - https://cpfmmcdonalds.com/

Almost as technically impressive, my version of Pitfall!

I think many (most?) people don’t actually know the premise of the game. The protagonist does not belong to the game’s fantasy world. She belongs to the real-world (or the videogame equivalent). She gets teleported to the game’s fantasy world at the start of the game. That’s why she’s not acting like a traditional…

Game looks fun and I thought the trailer was fine in that it got me interested in the game. *shrugs*

They recently started the Meta account, which can be totally detached from a Facebook account, that can now be used to login to the VR headsets.

Not all games are “fun” though, right? Someone please check the Elden Ring review for how often that word comes up.

That thumbnail is absolute perfection.

For your Vinyl or Records use Discogs. App or webpage. It gives you the high and low value, you can buy and sell, and the search has a barcode scanner so you can easily add your collection.

well, congrats, Seth Green. You made me laugh.

Hi Seth! 

He specifically wanted to kill black people. Same reason Rittenhouse went to Waukesha.

Can’t wait for the handful of crypto dorks to roll in here talking about how Kotaku never says anything nice about NFTs and no one understand their potential except for them and it’s all so unfair because how are they ever going to become fake crypto Pokémon pyramid scheme landlords if people know that it’s just a…

Exactly, adults who enjoy anything outside of their designated age range is frankly weird and creepy.

This game is the source of one of my favorite weird gaming tidbits: The time that the devs had to nerf a gun’s sound for the sake of balance.

Yeah, I’m not sure the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame has earned Dolly Parton.

Considering how absolutely co-dependent on US consumption culture their economy is, not likely.