The only thing I think when I see a five-year-old boy in a women’s bathroom is that I hope his mom wipes down the toilet seat after. That said, many grown women are disgusting and routinely leave the entire stall in a filthy state. Five-year-olds often seem better at washing their hands, too, or maybe that’s just my…

I can’t imagine $50K going much further than her lawyer fees. That’s chump change for Depp.

I knew a guy who refused a much-needed stint in drug rehab because it wouldn’t allow his cat. The cat was the best thing in his life at that point and he couldn’t part with it, even to get himself better.

Yeah, that’s a lot of animal. I have two dogs — one 85 pounds, the other 45 — and feel like there’s barely room left for me and my husband in our house. They are ALWAYS underfoot. I can’t even imagine how much space these porkers would hog in every room.