Does Hollywood realize Paul Mooney was being ironic or can we expect a new Tom Hanks movie soon?

I’m pretty anti man-spreading (like can we have volunteers walk through subway cars with bricks swinging on pendulums? “Don’t be a dick. Don’t get bricked.” — I need to work on my slogan), but these damn “quality of life” laws always target POC more harshly, because racism.

I guess then, bricks are the way to go. Maybe…

People are always like: “What about the kids? What will I say to the kids?” Now, I know this is just some rhetorical bullshit, but fuck it, here’s what you say to your kids:

Adult: OK. A lot of people are fucking terrible and view women as less than men. Seeing this gives can their shittiness extra superpowers of evil…

I totally thought this was Cherrelle. Now I won’t be able to leave the house until I listen to an hour of 80s funk.

Thank you.

(In case that “thank you” seems sarcastic, I should note staying at home listening to funk is, in my opinion, about 200 times better than leaving the house.... I think I’ll start with some…

I’m sure she’s done her research and figures that since Canada’s former commanders-in-chief include an Asian woman and a Black woman and Canada has already had a female prime minister, it’s the right country for her.

I was saying the exact same thing this weekend:

Wait, did you mention Boise as a slick reference to the fact that Solange used to live in Idaho and — um, how to put this delicately — thought it lacked in cultural opportunity?

If you did, you're my hero for the evening. (I know that seems like a small compliment, but I have a lot of heroes every day. You'd be in good…

Is this the Olympics of insipid false dichotomies?

How fucked up is our shit when we need some sort of intersectional analysis to remind us that Black people can be kids too?

Seriously.

The site you linked to says 8% of all American families owned slaves.(this includes people from states where slavery was illegal.)

That's according to your link.

Moreover, it indicates that there were a total of 1,515,605 families (with a total free population of 8,289,782 an average family size of about 5.47) in the…

I get the reference. Robert Shields used to dance with Robin Williams and OG poppers from San Francisco like Harry Bary. Robot bears an important technical influence on popping both rhythmically (in terms of emphasizing the snare) and stylistically in terms of its isolations influencing the Fresno style of boogaloo…

No. The "worst" (in a figurative sense) is us being so fucking ignorant of African-American vernacular dance (particularly styles from California, where the author is from) that no one bothers to mention that there is literally no locking in this video. None.

"But, but, but..."

^^That's the sound of someone who doesn't…

Again, I commend you on sticking to your satire. It's layered. At first I thought you were just making fun of sexist Black men, but then I realized that such exaggeratedly feigned ignorance was in fact a mockery of how White men would perceive Black men as sexist and inferior.

First of all, I want to congratulate you on your brilliant satire. Obviously, some people here took what you wrote literally, but at least I get it.