Awkward silence. Punctuated by the GPS. Which is voiced by Rush Limbaugh.

I was called “oven” by my friends after my kids were born, because that was the extent of my contribution. I feel ya.

I want all dat fine wine.

Spoiler: I am the husband.

THAT FACE. I want to adopt Lyanna Mormont, but she would probably be the better parent so she’s welcome to adopt me if she has time. I get deep feelings whenever I see her. I love love love that she didn’t stay in her castle (which would have been a totally understandable move for a ten-year-old) and actually marched…

Honorable mention in the badass ladies stakes must go to the Littlest Mormont, for the epic bitchface she threw Ramsay.

Thank you for trying to heal irreparable damage from war weapons in civilian hands. ❤️

The Tonys this year were great. Vibrant, full of energy, respectful and somber about what happened in Orlando, diverse winners, excellent speeches, etc. I could go on and on but I think it’s been a while where I can say the Tonys has been the best awards show of the year so far.

This song always makes me a bit emotional anyway, but the shot of them frozen with their empty hands, muskets discarded after what happened this morning...yeah, that hit me real hard. Of course, everything has been hitting me real hard today.

as someone with a job history in computer forensics and recovering files from drives, I get friends asking for assistance in recovering files from crashed hard drives all the time. They never care about the documents, or emails, they never care about some game status. ALL THEY EVER WANT are their photos. That is it.…

hey white guys:

Remember, he’s not an athlete who made a mistake: he’s a criminal who can swim.

this was delightful and anyone that disagrees is grossly wrong and should never speak to me again

AN IKEA TOWER

Awww so cute! Reminds me of a cooler version of myself, who went to Princess Day as...a puppy. Not as a fun a pic since you can only see one princess. Also mad turnout skills on that little Elsa-esque there.

“Do you know who I am?” Sacca thundered repeatedly, according to an eyewitness, a Broadway theater worker who requested anonymity.

I mean, this isn’t the first time Pete Campbell’s baby mama kept her pregnancy and delivery a secret.

Not alien-shaming her, but the shape of her hair is giving me a Predator vibe. Maybe it’s making me think of this picture from a recent D-Listed post.