“Hi, I’m Peter Dinklage” :D

Donald Trump loves kids. He’s going to be so good for kids. He’s got the best kids. and lots of them. And one in particular he wants to fuck. Sad!

My mom didn’t have reconstruction surgery either. She didn’t even ask. She just didn’t feel like her femininity or worth was tied to her boobs. She has never criticized the decision of other cancer survivors to get reconstruction surgery. She is just happy the way she is and supportive of the rights of others to do…

Have them watch Plague Dogs afterwards. Then put them on suicide watch.

The woman card gets us a ‘free’ drink we never asked for, but cordially accept for fear of repercussions and then get called a bitch slut for not leaving with the buyer.

“I used to date frat boys, but now I prefer consensual.”

Excuse me.

We throw the word genius around a lot in regards to our entertainers. 99% it is undeserved. I’m not a massive fan of his, but even I know that Prince was a fucking genius.

They look like HOLLA.

More expository writing, less descriptive writing. That’s all we ask.

Gavin Polone is Taylor Doose.

thank you for my new motivational poster

Tie the continuity of the show in with The Lost Boys, claim he was dispatched as the head vampire.

ugly-ass pants that need to die in a river of hellfire and never, ever come back again to make us think they’re flattering.

Celeste Barber does it again!

I wouldn’t want to be Catherine of Aragon. Give me Anne Boleyn or give me de..... Oh, wait

that little boy in a hoodie in front of the police, and the cutting to the “stop shooting us”... damn, that did me in.