I think Vanderpump Rules and/or RHONY is as shouty as I can get.

I’m down for those two, Orange County, Beverly Hills and Below Deck, though.

I fear my husband may divorce me if I add in Jersey or Atlanta. He’s patient enough as it is, and I don’t want to test it. ;-)

Oh my G-d, you just reminded me that I legit had a dream about Nene last night... AND I DON’T EVEN WATCH THIS SHOW. (Seriously)

OK, so when Kenya claims that the Kim is too judgemental, what she means to say is that she was trying to trick her into acting crazy like her so her flat storyline of having another fake boyfriend could be supplemented (if the guy bails like Walter) by her beef with Regine. Also, why does Pheadre think that Kandi…

Raising children is inexplicitly hard. Imagine how hard it must be to have all these burdens AND have your children live with you full-time as a single parent. I’d love to read an article by your ex to hear about her trials as a single mother raising 3 children on one income, how she manages childcare issues, making…

Same... while I have sympathy for what he’s going though, I was real interested to read the comments on this piece. Living the life of a starving artist is an okay choice to make if it’s just affecting you, but in this case? And affecting your kids for so long?? At what point are you damaging your kids to fulfill a…

Yup, raising kids is very expensive and very hard.

No I saw that too but that’s like two things. You telling me the ONLY non-writing jobs he could get was UPS or pot farming? If true, then fine I guess. But that’s not what he says. He doesn’t say he’s been sending out 50 resumes a week to regular jobs and can’t get hired. He just mentions writing and these two random…

I’m probably being a huge asshole but I have trouble understanding how the non-custodial parents not paying child support are the victims here.

MAYBE it is just because I am a cynical asshole and also a fat but the joke was that she is fat right?

I saw Madonna at Coachella when she played a side tent and there were four times the amount of people that could safely fit in the space. We were PACKED in, it was sweltering and horrid. Torturously, she showed up an hour and a half late. Rather than apologize for the delay, the first thing she did was mock the…

I feel so weird when the NFL does something right for a change.

I like Millihelen a lot. And I’m always excited to see a new article go up. But honestly this just felt a little too mean to me. I get that parts of it were meant as jokes, but I think the execution here was off. I’m a woman who likes makeup and I’m a feminist. Those are not mutually exclusive.

This article was maybe a joke? I have no idea, but I would be interested in the take of someone who liked/enjoyed make-up on this class. The instructor sounded hilarious, and I 100% agree about the hair streaks. She looks awesome.

Yeah, and it seems like there’s always an oddly large number of comments with “I only wear sunscreen and chapstick, this is weird” on all the makeup-centric articles. Which, okay! That’s cool! Your ladyhood is not diminished by a disinterest in makeup! But it’s kind of like going to the AVClub’s reviews section and…

Right? Like, I was trying to figure out the whole time if it was supposed to be a parody? I generally haven’t had a problem with some of the somewhat makeup-skeptical articles on millihellen, but this was just relentlessly bitter and unnecessary.

Yeah, it’s like that “satire” Jez did on the maxi dress that no one thought was funny. I understand the angle but it’s not funny in theory nor in practice here. Not surprised to see Jia edited it. Madeleine’s makeup tutorials are funny, this isn’t.

I found it really irritating tbh. I don’t paint myself like Kardashian on a daily basis, but makeup is a fun hobby for me, and I come here because I want to read useful/interesting articles about it. Not to have someone talk down to me as if I’m a vapid idiot for knowing what false eyelashes are, or how to apply…

I’m just more generally confused about the tone of the article. I thought Millihelen was supposed to be a fun place to talk about makeup and beauty - not make fun of people who “set the women’s movement back a solid century” because they like glitter.

Is this an article making fun of people who like makeup, on a blog for people who like makeup? I’m confused.