Sorry. I just really like her and honestly anything grunge or plaid or Marc related makes me think of her.

You know who popularized red plaid? Marc Jacobs, that’s who. You know who popularized Marc Jacobs...?

Also, is no one else concerned that this rally looked like something out of Deliverance?

Bwahaha. Soap ;)

To be fair, I think we’re all forgetting about the Huckabee Corollary, which states that gay people are gross and icky and have special gay cooties, allowing for one to discriminate against them. You know, science.

I will not pay my parking ticket then because it’s not right. I don’t believe in parking meters.

Thank you for sharing. My sister is an addict and is in prison now. Truth be told, we're happy when she's locked up because she's safe and sober. Best of luck-we're going on 30 years with my sister.

I understand exactly where these parents are coming from. Our daughter had everything going for her when she graduated high school. She went to college, got addicted, and has lost everything as a result. She’s ruined her health, her mind, her relationships, and her future. She stole from everyone, got arrested, has…

Please don't continue using heroin, no matter what the lives of other users may look like. It will ruin you and destroy your family and everything you care about, if you survive at all. Good people don't encourage others to use heroin. Please stop using now, before it gets worse.

Middle is a vertebra. I think it’s even supposed to be the axis (C2).

I can only hope this racist bitch doesn’t make her child feel less than for having *gasp* BROWN SKIN!!!!

And both groups of people are products of a lot of interracial mixing. In other words, racists aren’t just ugly on the inside.

I mean, it’s kind of hard to come up with fresh answers to the same question for the 500000000th time

I didn’t even catch that at first, but you are so right. I love it.

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

Thanks for this. I just googled her and the first link that comes up is about her refusal to allow Syrian refugees into the UK, I see what you mean now.

Theresa May is basically real life Dolores Umbridge. I’m not saying in this case her actions were right or wrong, but she does seem to take pleasure in passing down acts that she knows will cause annoyance or upset. Just thought I’d provide some context for any Jezzies unfamiliar with her.

No country is obliged to give a visa to anyone. Here is a very short list of some of the people who have been denied visas to enter the USA (some were subsequently readmitted): Amy Winehouse, Boy George, Nigella Lawson, Lily Allen, Yusuf Islam (formerly Cat Stevens), etc.

We are the larger, more important island and the birthplace of the New World so I move that us Dominicans from the DR keep that denonym while the other ones can call themselves Dominicanians.