Two other cool things about him: he and Kate Winslet paid all the nursing home fees for the last Titanic survivor so she wouldn’t have to sell anymore Titanic memorabilia and he sponsors a little girl he met in Africa while filming Blood Diamond.

I guess they’ll have to ban me as well. I’ve been e-ranting about this for over a decade. I had this great prof back in the day (Birute Galdikas). She’s like the Jane Goodall of orangutans. There is some bad shit going on over there and I’ll trust her judgment considering she devotes her life to rehabilitating the…

Honestly, gossip is still gossip.

The whole shitting yourself thing really turns me off from the act of birthing children.

Weird thing is, I can do it to myself NO PROBLEMO. It’s weirdly satisfying, yeh? Well I CANNOT watch someone else do it. I makes me want to vomit forever.

I worry the Deadspinners will be a little traumatized by Jez’s responses to this post. Girls grow up knowing boys are gross, but boys often seem shocked and disturbed to learn of the visceral horrors of the female body.

brb puking forever

I have never given birth, but I cannot imagine anything more frightening, more disgusting, or more physically difficult than that.

For some reason I decided that using a neti pot for the FIRST TIME EVER, immediately after eating Carl’s Jr (aka Hardee’s, depending on what part of the country you live in), was a grand idea. I started laughing so hard upon seeing water streaming out of one nostril (I am easily amused) that I swallowed a ton of salt…

Someone pointed out earlier today that there’s no way she hasn’t seen Scott’s dick by now. I agree with them. Maybe she hasn’t slept with any white men, but she’s definitely seen a white penis before.

I’m willing to bet that Pauly Shore is probably not a good representative of “white men”.

I have lived in two different countries with women only cars and I am completely supportive of this policy. It is a progressive policy that should be instated in the United State.

I find something off-putting about trains in Germany being segregated for any reason that does not take an individual into account.

Every time an article about trans bathroom usage comes up, particularly the idea of gender neutral bathrooms, I see fewer and fewer expressions of fear from women here in the Jezebel comments. I’m so glad we’re moving away from the mythology that gender neutral bathrooms are unsafe.

Ah yes, the great animal kingdom. Maybe schools should just eliminate bathrooms entirely and make the kids go out in the woods.

LOL I’m glad (?) somebody rushed to Snow’s defense. A LICKY BOOM BOOM DOWN

It’s funny because I’ve worked on animal models of homosexuality in my lab. Things aren’t as neat and tidy in the animal kingdom when it comes to sex as she’d like to think...

Not a Snow fan?

So there are like 5 white people who can rap and two of them are Beastie Boys. None are Canadian.

I have a theory that Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t actually have sex with the huge number of women he brings back to his room, he just really likes board games.