I take my coffee like I take my women. Ground up, Peruvian, and in the freez—

I prefer my coffee with heavy cream or hazelnut creamer. I drink it black because I drink a lot of it and also like to zip my pants.

I will take care of women

some even wanted to build wall between USA and Canada, no way, no way, we need their hockey players

I will take care of women

And you never hear a single one of them support something actually useful. Like, say, funding to equip every classroom in the nation with a sturdy door that can be locked from the inside while the door is closed. Eight years since Virginia Tech, and there’s still classrooms that can barricaded only with someone’s body…

Also-a student did have a concealed carry gun in the Oregon shooting and did not intervene. He was afraid a swat Team would think he was shooter (which was smart). So having a gun on campus made absolutely no difference.

Here’s my worst fear: if teachers are expected to shoot the intruder, it’s going to be one of my students.

Not that long ago, there was a sitting at Taft High School in CA. No one seems to remember this shooting because it had a good outcome. I remember it because Taft is close to where I live.

Yup. I hate the “bad teacher” meme, but there are millions of us- there are DEFINITELY plenty in any pool of that size that would be inappropriate (at minimum) with a gun.

Over-worked, under paid, under appreciated and surrounded by shitty kids? Yes give that person a firearm.

Using Trump’s and the NRA’s own logic, if no one had a gun then no one would need a gun. I saw we start there.

When I was a kid, my name was rare. I went thru school with one classmate who shared it (she was named after her grandma; I was named after a lady on Bob Newhart’s old show bc my dad thought she was cute). Now, it and variations on it are some of the most popular names for little girls out there. It’s so weird.

I have been friends with 15 Erics in my life, including 1 boyfriend and my big brother (not the same person).

Well, I say it see-moan, but I wanna say Sci-moan-EH because of the double fuckery of the Y and the accent aigu.

I have multiple friends named James. We refer to them as things like "Drunk James", "British James", "Fat James", "Southern James", and only one gets to be called James.

Yeah but then I’m the assholes not the person with the difficult to pronounce name. Like I’m mad at myself for mispronouncing someone’s name because I’m a nice person and not a total dick like Raven.

This has bothered me since Hangin’ With Mr. Cooper. It’s an ACCENT MARK. It’s supposed to give you an idea of how to SAY it. It’s not a god damn decoration.

If you don’t want it pronounced that way then don’t put the accent on it. Accents are not lace doilies, they don’t just dress up the letters, they change how they sound.

I just googled and apparently the “é” in Raven-Symoné’s name is NOT pronounced. It’s the same as “Simone.” Now THAT is a crime against the accent aigu.