she's beautiful

I was going to say the exact same thing. . . I wonder if flatulence is acceptable grounds for divorce

Similarly, while I was asking a customer what kind of milk she wanted in her latte, she asked me what the difference between skim and soy milk was. She was like. Mid twenties. No reason not to know this information by now.

My dad has a farm and he grows his produce in manure.

thank you for posting this!

I'm fairly certain soccer moms love soccer because it's more affordable than purchasing equipment every year when their kid grows out of it

it's ridiculous that she compares four year olds playing/not playing co-Ed sports to the leagues where fighting and concussions are actually happening.

quick question to everyone - is breast feeding a contentious issue in the US? In Ontario, Canada you're allowed to BF in public places without being expected to cover. There is a whole marketing campaign around it and practically every store in my town has stickers that say they support BF in public. Business are…

no, but I totally sexualize my man's tits! Beside the point, but if he doesn't want me to show mine, I'm saying he can't show his chest either.

My best friend is getting married next year on the west coast of Mexico (we live in Canada). The wedding is going to cost my spouse and I about 5 grand to attend - she's actually having three weddings (to appease the fiances family, of course)! Anyway, she'll be having these lavish weddings/receptions simply because…

I think it is very naive of you to think that because her husband was not employed by the sale department that it would make a difference. I know police officers (and their spouses) who have never been charged by their local departments, other city's departments nor the Ontario provincial police <when a regular…