I just hope he's better than Kate Capshaw was in "Temple of Doom"

I actually suspect she was trying to be polite at the party and say something like "Although I disagreed with the tsar's policies, I do wish the revolutionaries hadn't killed him", but the Russians are like HOW DARE YOU CRITICIZE OUR INFALLIBLE HOLY TSAR YOU BLASPHEMER.

Allen Leech figured out how to play fifth banana to Sherlock without leaving Downton. I'm just saying.

God, I so want "Downton: The Next Generation", kicking off in '39. I want George in the RAF and the Battle of Britain, Sybbie as a Bletchley Girl (note: I still haven't seen "The Imitation Game", so I'm limited in the number of jokes I can make about how John Cairncross seems strangely familiar), and Edith's daughter…

Nope, Samuel L. Jackson is God, aka Principal Firebush:

Then his PR people should be fired. "I want to expunge the felony so I can sell beer at the LA Wahlburgers?" Eh, okay. "I want to be a cop?" Worst. Idea. Ever.

Christmas, I think, although some larger cities get it December 12.

Or we could just postulate that She-Hulk is a female power fantasy which also has enough T&A to pull teenage boys in. Sometimes a neon green lawyer babe is just a neon green lawyer babe.

Just checked IMDB, and you're right: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm…

That is pretty bullshit. But if it makes you feel better, there *are* a lot more straight/bi women than there are gay/bi men, so even if it were a non-loaded choice most bi men would probably end up with women just because of the numbers.

Well, yeah, statistically speaking bi women are more likely to end up with men *simply because there are more straight/bi men than gay/bi women*. It's a fucking probability game! (And a probability game concerning fucking.)

Also - what kind of world let that show continue for thirty-five years with only a ragtag gang of activists acting against it? (The same world that didn't start outlawing slavery until the eighteenth century? Yes, but the world we live in now at least pays lip service to human rights. Did the world of "The Truman…

Even if we postulate that the show is produced in an island not claimed by any country with human rights laws (yes, I know the intro sequence has the dome outside Hollywood, but I can't imagine the US giving up Los Angeles County so easily), how is it that the show hasn't been economically sanctioned out of existence…

It's got James D'Arcy, who looks really, really Cumberbatchian in "Master and Commander". They both have that uncanny valley, attractive British alien thing going on.

You know, Uncle Harold's lost a ton of money. Maybe he and Branson could go into business together?

Now you've got me imagining an Eighties Makeover Montage! set to "Take On Me".

With actors from Cryptonomicon playing their original roles' ancestors in Baroque Cycle. And whoever plays Turing (sadly, probably *not* Cumberbatch) should play Newton, even though there's no indication that they're related.

I think it was on ABC a while back; it wasn't bad.

Is there a reason why you didn't file a police report against your dad for stealing the jewelry?

McConaughey can reprise his role as "hot preacher who bangs astrophysicist and then throws her under the bus because he can't stand the idea of losing her to SPACE."