Sam wrecked me.

I think Drew’s getting darker with the mails this year. There have been really poignant stories, not the funny debauchery we were used to.

Guys? I think we need to look out for Sam. That’s just brutal.

it’s kinda surreal being a browns fan right now. like on paper this team doesn’t suck, and the steelers spent their offseason imploding, and the bengals are trash, and the ravens are trying to run a navy offense, like logically, the browns should win the division, and yet, just typing that fills me with such…

It is SO WEIRD to see the Browns WYTS this late in August.

We made a procedural call before the draft to classify those as noodle dishes rather than soups.

I’m changing my pick. No one wins because no one picked ramen or pho.

The trouble with a Detroit pan pizza “recipe” is it’s really about technique as much as ingredients. You need the physical book for Reinhart’s explanations of how to stretch the dough, what the cheese:dough ratios should be based on your pan, etc. Too much info to properly contain in a standard “recipe” format,…

Ok, I’m missing something in this step:

Does that make Belichick Sauron, and Tom Brady Smeagol?

Way to bury the lede. Chicken fingers and ranch dressing? I don’t know if you are history’s greatest monster or genius.

This is, beat for beat, a reimagining  of The Fellowship of the Ring except for the fact that Samwise managed to find honey mustard. 

The Colts broke some poor, sweet girl’s heart because they play defense like James Harden. Erika, I’m sorry that the Colts suck so bad.

As a Niners fan. Watching this colts team the past few years and seeing what’s happened to Andrew luck has given me a greater appreciation for Peyton Manning.

“Well, I was mauled by a Jaguar, learned nothing about driving, and my Dune paperback was ruined.”

I’m willing to bet almost everything I have that Irsay has a tribal tattoo.

lets not forget the banners -

I remember watching the fake punt game.

I feel like the Andrew Luck / Dune jokes are going to be an eternal source of delight.