She’s just garlic intolerant! Check your garlic privilege.

Yes, I get that. But then it was explained to her, like 1000 times.

I came here to say the same thing. #twinsies

Oh man, I didn’t see this before I posted the same thing. It’s SO ONION!

“Anything that was posted under my name does not mean I posted it,” said Nunberg on CNN on Friday. “I am not adept at social media. I have a long record of working with diverse people... I would also point out that all of these things were done before Mr. Trump’s campaign, if I even did them — which I deny.”

Glitter mapping.

but I didn’t shoot a single elephant, not even the funny baby. Did I do it wrong?

Right?

Obama sounds like this. All the time.

I dunno. “great figure” and “wore the pants?” Is your boss a time traveler from 1954?

Oh yes, yikes. At least his sister called her out on it “I don’t care how many Jennifer Lopez dresses you wear...” something like that. But yeah.

This embarrasses me the way Sex and The City’s Season Four Carrie’s penchant for “ghetto gold” (her term, not mine) embarrasses me. This is bad, white people.

Mine was purple/pink when hot.

Fair enough. I am all about comfort, while taking your US History finals or rapping at the Pan Am games, whichever.

I seriously love ‘Ye, but I wore that shirt with leggings junior year, circa ‘90.

My fave part:

“Mr Palmer, the client, describes himself as coming from North Dakota and having ‘a unique talent for creating dazzling smiles that complement each individuals tooth structure, skin tone, and facial attributes.’ A request for comment left with his office had not yet been returned on Tuesday.”

I am dying. Lemonade rape.

Jeb?

Oh god.