I am SO glad it’s not just me. Thank you.

no shoe-shaming.

I don’t disagree, actually. It’s ridiculous what we charge for higher education (and jobs like mine are half the problem, but that’s another story), and there is not nearly enough accountability on the part of educators. Like we used to say, tenure makes monsters.

(not calling her a monster, just unfairly…

Oh honey. I work in higher ed, and professors are no less fallible than any other opinionated person on this earth. In fact, they are more so in some ways. “Professor” doesn’t mean exempt from having strong emotions, or exempt from saying stuff in inelegant ways. I’ve worked with and for some professors who were quite…

Here I am, being no fun but...

I worked at DQ in high school (I can still smell it...) and they will totally do this for you. Order a chocolate chip Blizzard, and it’s soft serve and chocolate dip, all whirled together. You’re welcome.

Oh my gosh, all the hugs to you! That’s horrific and I’m so so sorry. Please remember that this dude is an ass, and his assholery has NOTHING to do with you. You are amazing and lovable and deserve all the good things. <3

Holla.

Tell me more of these Gross Nights In...

Make this happen, Pinkham!

OMG perfect.

I love you! Sad ex-pat Hoosiers everywhere thank you.

Yay! Done!

I require GS cookies!

Yeah, I'm guessing the OU SAEs will have a reality show soon enough. They can all live in a (new) house a la Real World, and it can follow their struggles to be understood in world that is just too PC for free speech! And Mom B can show up to cook. It'll air right after Duck Dynasty.

Sensible shoe realness.

Family gets more mulligans than other people, but they don't get infinite retries.

This is the best comment that's ever happened to me. Thank you.

WHORE-SLACKS.