Simone Biles’s first tweet was disparagingly labelled “cryptic”. What exactly is “cryptic” about not wanting to be harassed during a period of mourning?

continued blessings to her, as well as the victims of this tragedy. but the mainstream press’ coverage of “... what will Simone say” is intellectually disingenuous and tacitly places a bizarre responsibility on her in relation to a crime her sibling was charged with. Look for right-wing trolls in particular to try…

Yeah, Romans share powers with conquered peoples.

mmmm....its really Jesus’ fellow Jews casting judgements on him. Pilate did everything but untie Jesus and send him home.

And that’s not even touching on how God was behind the whole thing

“I want to smell like Johnny Depp’s pancho after his vision quest through the desert.” -Nobody Ever

A flaccid peen peeking through an unzipped fly comes to mind. Hard pass.

I do not believe any of the shoes we have examined are okay, but this is the least okay of the whole bunch. 

What the flying fuck? Those are some of the ugliest shoes I’ve ever seen. And they’ve got to be uncomfortable, like the worst thongs ever. 

Big toes need their own shoes.

If you have to wear such an ugly shoe, at least go to the store and get something to clear up that toe fungus.

Fashion is just trolling. Fashion designers are challenging each other to get people to wear the most ridiculous clothes and accessories. Loser pays lunch

It also looks super uncomfortable. I foresee hideous blisters.

Fuck this shoe. What the hell?

Classy take, pops.

Have...have you been under a rock with the rest of the creepy crawlies for the past 20 years?

Telling confidential information and secrets to the “enemy of the US”? Hey, that’s the presidents job! 

1. What the fuck are you talking about? 2. Fuck off.

You do, since you spent time clicking and commenting.

Swiss bircher muesli is the absolute shit.