Look, as a parent I can tell you that my kids love
A: 3 minute long ads online
B: Black and White films
C: 4:3 aspect ratio
D: Leonard Cohen

This is gonna be a SMASH!!!
Should I be worried that my 7 year old son just started wearing a Trilby after watching this?

It was not funny. I was horrified

First time it was funny, 2nd, 3rd and 4th times it was just horrifying.

Man, Charles, I’m glad somebody wrote about this because the entire thing sat wrong with me the entire time. Dude, the first time I saw Baby Yoda like being drawn toward the eggs, I thought it was a force thing... like he sensed the potential for life (or mitichlorians or whatever) inside those eggs and it was meant…

The RADICAL Jedi and the Jedi Council have committed rampant voter fraud throughout the Galaxy. Nobody has ever seen this voter fraud. Long live the Sith and their reputation for fairness, prudence, and sobriety. Palpatine 2024!!!

i watched three movies with that chode and he never once actually displayed any meaningful internality, so, in conclusion, no

Eh, Redmayne jumped at the chance to defend Rowling’s TERFyness, he can kick rocks like the rest of them.

Johnny Depp will no longer be part of Warner Bros.’ future for the Fantastic Beasts franchise.

So will Grindelwald (sorta “dandruff forest” auf Deutsch) morph back to Colin Farrell? (never really understood that morph’n in the first film anyway, so what the hell it’s magic harry)

When I went to see the first movie and they did the big reveal that he was actually Johnny Depp the whole time, you could actually hear the whole theater groan. Collin Ferrell had been killing it, and then they’re like, “Surprise! It’s this zany guy you all know and love!” Actually kept me from seeing the sequel.

If…

Kick out Rowling! 

Now if only Warners could remove Rowling.

Mando: Fucking Ice Spiders

“This taxi service sucks! Zero stars on Space Yelp!”

I know, I had hope at the beginning they were just going to hit the ground running since they were still on Tatoonie and those ransoms were creating a trap. And episodic episode was still welcome given how the weeks is going, I didn’t expect to get far in this episode in the Fett storyline or the Mandalorian storyline…

So, mostly filler designed to seriously piss off any obsessive Star Wars fans with arachnaphobia (...because they’d be staying up to watch this at dark-o-clock before trying to go to bed), but I did love how it portrayed the New Republic pilots.

Eh, removing an arm is a LOT easier than de-aging. They’ve been digitally removing limbs for close to 30 years now (Forrest Gump is a notable example). I think the Irishman proved that even with huge budgets it’s still a bit hit or miss. Seeing as how messy the budget situation for Fury Road got, I don’t see him…

I actually think Taylor Joy is a wonderful actress, but I really will miss Charlize in the role. Sure it’ll be done well though!

No. No. No.

Hey Germain, you say in this article that Ray is in a public dispute with the company that’s paying for the Snyder Cut, but the Hollywood Reporter article makes pretty clear the reshoots are being done by Warner Max (the trailer for the Snyder also has only the Warner Max logo and not the Warner Brothers logo). Ray…