mattypalanca
MattyPalanca
mattypalanca

“You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!”

Definitely old enough for a punch in the face.

It’s inevitable. Up until now he was in his little YouTube world where he can do no wrong.....now, his actions are out there for the entire world (aka non-tween/teen fans) to see and judge. And it’s just not going to end well. If you are somewhere around my age (40-ish) you have also been around long enough to know

I think the low-key delivery was because the reporter realized there was no reason to be overly concerned. The possible outcomes were all favorable:

I absolutely hate this kid. My daughter used to watch all his videos. He is the type of person that, at the moment, lives in his little bubble, paying people to tell him he’s so awesome and funny, and he thinks he can get away with anything at all. But as we all know, that never ends well.

Worst of all, he isn’t a teen!

Yeah dude, choose one tack. Either it’s dangerous for him or can damage your vehicle or equipment, or you just don’t want him messing around up there, and then stand behind it, and enforce it. The way it was presented by the reporter was probably the way the kid was raised. “You can’t have Fruit Loops for dinner,

Why can’t all teens be bitter, emotionally crippled, Tom Waits-loving alcoholics like I was at 17?

His fan’s average age is like 12. Thats the problem.

How is telling someone to get off your car a pointless exercise of authority? His delivery, however, was impotent.

Yeah. More like, “Get off the fuckin’ truck, now!”

I think I saw this guy on a 60 Minutes segment back in the fall (it comes on after football, man, get off my nuts!). They were doing a deep dig on social media influencers and how people like this guy rake in money by being popular on Vine and Instagram. He’s basically a slightly less obnoxious Kardashian with an

Yeah you should probably get over that.

ME: tolerance and peace is the best way to go through life. we shouldn’t infringe on somebody who’s just doing what they want
ALSO ME: we should destroy every teen

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

He’s terrible. But his “fans” are worse. And whoever at Disney green-lighted project chucklefuck is the worstest.

“Honestly, yeah it’s terrible,” Paul said about his neighbors’ complaints. “It’s a bad situation. No, I feel bad for them, for sure. There’s nothing we can do, though. The Jake Paulers [Paul’s fans] are the strongest army out there. Dab.” And then he dabbed.

“former Vine star” explains so, so much about this.

Glass houses, internet commenter.

But we can see that tummy roll