At least the 458's spirit transferred over

There is no racing pedigree for Ducati anymore. As soon as the vtwin rules weren’t advantageous, they went for lifestyle and milking the heritage.

This should say:

I was in the market for a tiny but utilitarian hatch with decent power and i found one

This article definitely deserves the pHulitzer

It can only hold 4 nerf balls though.

Six shots of an Accord coupe?

I don’t often say COTD, but COTD.

Possibly the best quick-chop I've ever seen. +1,000,000

You have my star.

Thank you for this.

for some perspective on the size...

With those you just take off the wheels and quickly convert them into a new airport terminal before the owner comes back.

It’s an airport in Turkey. I think they’re a little touchy about cars left alone near crowded places in that part of the world.

How about just park in a legit space or at the very least stay with the car if you are picking someone up!

A biker would. They would think the car was blocking their maneuver just by being on the road, or within two hundred miles of their bike on the road.

Well legally you would be required to at least call emergency services but there would be a whole shit load of laughing going on while doing so.

My Dad used to tell me the cemetery’s full of people who were in the right.

In the venerable words of Ice Cube: check yourself, before you wreck yourself...

One might even suggest he “watch himself.”