I had been thinking after watching a few episodes of the new Top Gear, “Chris Evans kinda sucks”, but after watching this stupid video I find myself thinking, “Holy fuck, I had no idea how much Chris Evans completely sucks the entire earth into a compact black hole of diamond-hard Coulter anus”.

Fuck. I just realized how much i miss Jezza ; (

I’d trade-in 75% of my relatives for this. My god...what a beauty.

The details on this car are just stunning. I love the close up of the tail lamp.

The Jalopnik crew really is shockingly terrible live.

Sorry guys, I want to READ your thoughts on cars silently at my desk, not listen to them in some shitty video clip.

TGAC(Top Gear After Clarkson) is horrible. It has nothing to do with the hosts although the Screaming Guy does suck pretty bad. It’s more the producing and writing. I bet you could take an old script and run the Joey and Screaming Guy through it and it would be a decent show. Obviously that won’t work as we’ve seen…

I still prefer angry hornets in a trombone...

sucking down fuel and gasoline like it’s going out of style..

You bring YouTube comment quality to Jalopnik.

The 918 is technically a full EV - it just happens to have a 453kW generator.

And just to prove their superiority they’re going to achieve all this with the entire motor, control and battery pack mounted behind the back axle....

This is awesome!

70 Civics.

And 15 miatas.

GT players with 140 vehicles that have been beautifully rendered for your driving pleasure

A BMW 3.0 CSI with a Singer like treatment. That is all I would drive over these wonderful 911's.

I agree...you are buying craftsmanship in addition to performance.

I am pretty sure they already have those...

I just imagine her hanging around outside Air Force bases like kids trying to by alcohol “Hey man, you going to work on F-35s? You think you could maybe hook me up with an extra engine?”