@geolemon: Yet before Gates, it was IBM. And before IBM, it was yadda yadda yadda Rockefeller yadda yadda yadda Cesare Borgia yadda yadda yadda Zaccharias yadda yadda yadda yougethepoint

Oh god, is the newest marketing ploy the "Failed Viral Campaign, Get Free Publicity From Bigger Media Outlets"?

@owen-magnetic: The story needs more dinosaurs, otherwise it's completely awesome.

@baseracer0: I have linear algebra at 9am, so I'm not sure how long I'll be sticking around for, but I'm definitely going to at least play a level or two in both single player and multi after I get it.

Midnight launch. Who's all going to their respective locations to join in?

I'm a lifelong hockey fan (Go Stars!) and I've been playing NHL 11 pretty hard since I got it on Friday.

@StupidPopMediaReference: I know free Hulu has all of season one, so it's quite possible the paid version let's you have all three.

Unless you're living in some wonderfully awesome parallel universe that I want to move to, Arrested Development hasn't been on the air since 2006.

Great work, scientists! I hope this puppy is next on your to-do list.

'Bout sums it up for me.

@Xodin: Some nagging lady: "Mr. Churchill, you are drunk!"

I read this article, and the choirs of heaven rained forth this hymn upon my head...

@Decad3nce: I knew I'd find you here.

@dallasmay: Citation needed?

@Agrippa: I unstarred you just so I could star you again.

@HeroOfTomorrow-the Untied States: They are people, but does it really cover the entire spread of the US population?

POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

@FriedPeeps: Phish is a somewhat-to-pretty famous jam band. More famous if you're in the stoner culture.

@CollReg: I especially love the sneaky alterations.

Awww, this takes some of the fun out of posting obscene statuses when your friend forgets to log out after checking fb on your computer.