To be honest, I didn’t really care when Netflix canceled Archive 1 through 80, but seeing Archive 81 get the axe really bums me out.

When Pike finally gets blasted with radiation, and Kirk shows up to take over the ship and point it towards the galactic barrier, where the guy HAL murdered in 2001 and Hot Lips from the movie MASH get all silvery eyed and god-like.

In a cute little wrinkle of fate, Wesley revealed today that he’s been a Star Trek fan since he was a kid and recently happened to be seated on a flight next to William Shatner. Wesley tweeted that he “could barely put two words together,” but he eventually worked up the nerve to talk with Shatner.

Those war eagles are by far the worst for the Limgrave region. Runebears remain mini-bosses in my mind no matter where they appear. They deal high damage and are super tanky. All the other enemies listed are not really worth mentioning. Imps? Their weakness is shield counters. Giant crabs? Get behind them and keep…

I’m going to watch The Batman the proper way – six months from now, on my phone, in the bathroom, in 47 3.8-minute installments.

Google plus1.org.  AF and and a bunch of other bands partnered with them for COVID relief.  They’re a registered 501(c)3.

99% of them are annoying and useless.  But I like the one that say “edge, lord” next to some character in particular. Yes, that one.

...does it upset you to learn that dodge rolls and backstabs have returned?

that’s Kurt Vile for me. i do not get how people can get past his ‘singing’. his style infected Courtney Barnett, she now uses those same intonations. i haven’t listened to her much since their album together.

But, if Kanye boycotts Coachella, then it might be a good show where no one has to deal with his bullshit!  

That’s what we thought a year ago. Saying Zelnaj would feast on delicious, seared human flesh would get you banned from social media back then. Now that we spend hours marinating on a skewer for maximum tenderness, I feel free to call Joe a spreader of misinformation. Im between screams, of course. 

JR: I just want to spread the word and expose people to non-mainstream food preparation ideas.  I have no intention to promote the shish kabobing of humans by putting an advocate of shish kabobing humans on my show and telling people they should seriously consider Zelnaj’s non-mainstream ideas. And it’s impossible for…

And you have to repeatedly ask him to pick it up pick it up.

I hope next week’s episode of Boba Fett is actually just a new episode of Fringe.

So apparently the secret to making a good episode of a television show is to make it an episode of a different television show.

Huge eels fan back in the day. Saw them a number of times. Then somewhere after Blinking Lights, I started to notice the sameness, and songs seemed to get more boring. Not bad, per se. Just boring, which might be worse. I’ve given each album since then a cursory listen but nothing has returned me back to the fold.…

I was interested in watching this movie after the first previews. Once I found out it was co-written by David-fucking-Sirota, that turned into a hard pass.

Is Hook Steven Spielberg’s worst movie, or just his most excessive?

“You’re welcome to join us out here in LA. We will not be providing relocation assistance or change in wage. Have a great day!”

We’re not angry, just disappointed in you, Internet.